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  1. Dude, I just saw the preview for the puppy movie Santa Buddies. Say it with me now, AW. FUL.
  2. @iKarlie That looks super yummy! Great job! I'll be up next week for dinner!
  3. Happy Veterans Day and belated b-day to the Marine Corps. Semper Fi!
  4. The women's restroom in my building smells like Fruity Pebbles.
  5. Today was not a bad day. I'm cold, but cold hands = warm heart. Can't wait for hubby to get home!
  6. Yesterday turned out to be a wonderful, fun filled, mild fall day with the Hubby. I have high expectations for today. :)
  7. Is it really necessary for Mariah Carey to show so much cleave? Honestly.
  8. I need to smile more. My lack of facial expression in my job is causing me added stress that is making my skin worse! What a cycle!
  9. Wow. Day is d-r-a-g-g-i-n-g.
  10. What a beautiful morning. Let's see how long this lasts.
  11. I have a wonderful, totally understanding family.
  12. Wow. I really don't need to be here. Let me go home.
  13. I will never get used to the sight of seeing some random dude sleeping on my couch. I thought I left that life in college where it belongs.
  14. @loveka Congrat Katie! You will have a beautiful day!
  15. Sometimes I wonder if house-wifery in the 30's would be an easier job. At least then I wouldn't have to stress about what I get to do daily
  16. Covered in spray paint, cold and listening to Hubby swear at the tile grinder. What a good evening.
  17. Happy Birthday to my wonderful Friend, @frenchrangoon!
  18. It's TILE DAY! Hooray for new bathrooms!
  19. Eff. I missed Bones and Fringe tonight. Those are really the only good things about Thursdays.
  20. @urbanthreads So does sewing thru your finger. Although not as much blood as one might think.