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  1. New blog post: Static picks My Favorite Albums of 2009: http://bit.ly/7oYSGB 22 minutes ago from web
  2. Listening to the first album I ever bought on my 11th birthday in 1992 http://bit.ly/5uA499 about 3 hours ago from web
  3. To clarify, Comcast's 7 month old Motorola modem is my nemesis. Another reason to hate Motorola. Comcast customer service is good though. 9:42 PM Dec 6th from web
  4. Comcast is becoming my Nemesis. 9:35 PM Dec 6th from web
  5. 486 new Tweets!? I need to log in more often... 10:10 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  6. How totally sad is it when you are an aging former model who dies after butt implant surgery? And who gets butt implants?!! 11:15 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  7. RT @Sandramccracken: me: when i was little i was afraid of the bathtub drain. rhodes: (after a thoughtful pause)...i want you to be litt ... 9:20 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. Please RT! SPIN.com is looking for editorial, production & PR interns! No coffee-fetching necessary. Details: http://bit.ly/2bkGQb 10:48 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  9. Jimmy Fallon has two dudes dressed up as Wilfred Brimley's and Gene Shallot's moustaches battling each other. Really, Jimmy? Really? 10:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. RT @RollingStone: Death Cab playing "Meet Me On the Equinox" - Ben Gibbard & Chris Walla cryptically told us the song plays "near the en ... 10:16 PM Nov 18th from web
  11. I need an influx of new music for my iPod. Email suggestions to staticanddistortion@gmail.com or Tweet back. 6:01 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  12. And do yourself a favor and listen to the new Phoenix album, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. You'll feel better. 4:19 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  13. I downloaded a new Twitter app for iPhone that let's me manage both accounts with 1 app. Expect more Tweets to come... 4:17 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  14. Dear Republican Party: I'm not giving you any of my money. Please stop asking for it. 9:37 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  15. Listening to "We Have the Fact and We're Voting Yes" and blogging. 7:34 PM Oct 28th from web
  16. My laptop needs to visit one of Obama's death panels. 7:19 PM Oct 22nd from web
  17. CSI: Miami might be the most unintentionally hilarious TV show on television. 10:19 PM Oct 18th from web
  18. The wife and I are having a baby girl in February :) 7:27 PM Oct 15th from web
  19. I should really start labeling burned CDs so I can differentiate between the already burned from the not yet. 9:56 PM Oct 14th from web
  20. Dear Laptop: You are being a jerk and I'm breaking up with you. 9:52 PM Oct 10th from web
  • Name Static Distortion
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  • Bio Music - Politics - Pop-Culture - Criticism - Life
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