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  1. I just watched Boyz II Men perform “IRIS” by the Goo Goo Dolls. Can some one please slash my throat now!
  2. Do you think Lil Mama realizes that she looks like MC Lyte on Crystal Meth and Chip the Dog from Cookie Crisp?
  3. I long for the day when Bobby Brown talks to the man in the mirror and decides to blow his brains out.
  4. Just how long will Angel Lola Luv pretend to be a person of substance and worthy of real attention?
  5. Why does Timbaland seem like the type who repeatedly beats his gay lover bloody and unconscious?
  6. He may be a joke, a coward, a liar and a disillusioned crumb but his music is pure fire – Yung Berg!!
  7. Is it fair to say that Floyd Mayweather Jr. is the most embarrassing trick with stacks of money?
  8. Career advice for young people trying to find success, peace, love and happiness –- stay frustrated!
  9. There’s a girl with a six dollar wig (Jha Jha-First Lady of Dipset) claiming to be that new bitch -- help us Jesus!
  10. Can some one please give Jaz-O some Noxzema, one of Jay-Z’s leftover houses and a brand new personality!
  11. I see Ralph Tresvant (New Edition) still weighs eighty pounds. He must know where they really got it good!
  12. Is it me or is Ellen DeGeneres sexually assaulting her female audience members while dancing with them?
  13. I don’t support the theory of God but I’m considering prayer to stop Beyonce from any further acting roles!
  14. Shakira just performed a song called “Gypsy.” Why is she not gyrating on the floor like a semen-slurping tramp?
  15. Sherri Shepherd (The View) strikes me as a person who smells like Massengill Douche with Extra Mild Vinegar.
  16. I just finished listening to Lil Boosies CD “Superbad.” Now please excuse me while I take a nap on some train tracks.
  17. I just sold my OJ Da Juiceman CD “The Other Side Of The Trap” for a cigarette and a pack of Banana Now and Laters.
  18. I just finished listening to Shawty Lo’s CD “Units In The City.” Why do I now feel deranged, happy and skitzofrenic?
  19. Is it me or does Kelly Ripa (Today Show) look like a ten year old boy wearing heels, makeup and a blonde wig?
  20. Now that Gucci Mane is going back to jail who will be the next degenerate Hip-Hop scum that we’ll big up?