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  1. I think that all social networking on the internet is for finding out what others really think about you. Never to be friends.
  2. Dear Santa, You are a bitch ass nigga. #lovetheboondocks
  3. Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
  4. http://thechive.com/2009/08/28/license-plates-funny-enough-to-cause-fender-benders-15-photos/
  5. Dryer lint just fucked my shit up. #ouch
  6. @wayne215 !!!
  7. Actually, it's "Go." RT: @OMGFacts "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. #omgfacts
  8. @crazy0brien I'm pleased to tweet you. :p #awesomepun
  9. That @johncmayer is so clever. #captainobvious
  10. Fuck Speed Slice. Watching Shaun of the Dead instead.
  11. @johncmayer RT: @ChrisKattan God hope I win the sweater that John Mayer won on The Ellen show today. It would really make my xmas
  12. @then00b No, silly. If you're still mad then you're not the one who will be happy in the end.
  13. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children. And it is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. #love
  14. Grandpa Joe's unbridled, deadpan enthusiasm to volunteer to go with Charlie to the factory gets me every time. #iwill #betterthanthemusical
  15. Follow @angeleshope . She's a great writer, and we coordinate outfits without knowing it. :p
  16. Nothing like counting drugs in the morning. Now... Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I need to get rid of this grown-up feeling.
  17. @stephenfalk Butterfly kills that album for me. Only in Dreams is quite possibly the greatest song ever written, so I'm partial to the Blue.
  18. Tweet 1111: There's nothing worse than an insecure joint. #heartaaron
  19. @stephenfalk Blue Album or Pinkerton? My friends and I tend to disagree on the better album. I am mostly alone in my decision.
  20. I could pull my fucking hair out for being this stupid. #blah