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  1. Best status update of the year- Life is like a metaphor. I don't get it. http://bit.ly/55N4jC 28 minutes ago from Facebook
  2. Still wondering when you can see me, Marcella Arguello and Ali Wong on New Years Eve? http://www.clubhousecomedy.com http://bit.ly/54VQNc about 7 hours ago from Facebook
  3. New Years Eve Comedy Tickets for my show at http://www.clubhousecomedy.com http://bit.ly/6N956h 5:51 PM Dec 29th from Facebook
  4. I think we're winning the war on terrorism when they take credit for a really dumb plan that failed. Thank God we... http://bit.ly/4rXIJO 5:36 PM Dec 28th from Facebook
  5. one more night at Cobb's with Jon Lovitz! http://www.cobbscomedyclub.com http://bit.ly/5sxwNQ 3:47 PM Dec 28th from Facebook
  6. is at Cobb's tonight and tomorrow with Jon Lovitz http://www.cobbscomedyclub.com http://bit.ly/4Kg9nJ 12:51 PM Dec 27th from Facebook
  7. is opening for Jon Lovitz tonight. http://bit.ly/6JlNDH 4:17 PM Dec 26th from Facebook
  8. see me at Cobb's w/ Jon Lovitz this weekend. http://cobbscomedyclub.com http://bit.ly/8kD2RD 5:44 PM Dec 24th from Facebook
  9. is opening for Jon Luvitz at Cobb's, Friday & Saturday=) http://bit.ly/6t09e7 2:54 PM Dec 24th from Facebook
  10. Every mans penis is an optimist! http://bit.ly/7JZebW 11:07 AM Dec 23rd from Facebook
  11. Every mans penis is an optimis. http://bit.ly/76wsPx 10:34 AM Dec 23rd from Facebook
  12. likes to walk around mall parking lots dangling keys in hishand even though he took the bus so he can look at the... http://bit.ly/4tzQah 9:21 AM Dec 23rd from Facebook
  13. Enjoy a holiday blog, http://zenoffunny.blogspot.com/ http://bit.ly/4Av3tR 3:55 PM Dec 21st from Facebook
  14. spends too much time with his guitar and computer lately. http://bit.ly/4u31mE 12:25 PM Dec 21st from Facebook
  15. A woman in rural Kentucky was charged with aggravated assault. She found her boyfriend in bed with another woman.... http://bit.ly/67G60Y 11:33 AM Dec 20th from Facebook
  16. Chuck Norris wrote in an editorial "What would have happened if Mother Marry had been covered by Obamacare back... http://bit.ly/72ygAH 11:27 AM Dec 19th from Facebook
  17. Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced. Finally are long national nightmare is over. http://bit.ly/7BLZ2i 12:58 PM Dec 18th from Facebook
  18. Iraqi militants used cheap software to intercept the video feeds of US-operated drones. Its a new iPhone app, I bet. http://bit.ly/5bLp92 4:23 PM Dec 17th from Facebook
  19. New Blog Post up at Zenoffunny.blogspot.com http://bit.ly/70efec 10:03 AM Dec 17th from Facebook
  20. Scientists found a species of octopus that uses tools. This is the first animal without a backbone found to build... http://bit.ly/7GgAIh 5:31 PM Dec 16th from Facebook
  • Name Joe Klocek
  • Location San Francisco
  • Web http://www.standu...
  • Bio I am a stand-up comic, a scorpio and enjoy playing my guitar=)
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