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  1. pretty good analysis of the media on MJ http://tinyurl.com/nx3v9k 3:43 PM Jun 28th from web
  2. There's some hope for these kids yet, http://bit.ly/KXgft they got style. 6:23 PM Jun 27th from web
  3. I got to go to Neverland Ranch as a kid... best fucking blowjob I ever had. Get well soon Michael Jackson! 2:26 PM Jun 25th from web
  4. I just came so hard I gave myself goosebumps. 5:47 AM Jun 25th from web
  5. It's way too early to be awake without the assistance of some chemical substance, oh, hello morning wood. 5:17 AM Jun 25th from web
  6. I continue to doubt the genetic integrity of Megan Fox with thumbs like that. She is NOT hot, at all. 8:22 AM Jun 24th from web
  7. FML'ers should just off themselves already, booooring! 8:15 AM Jun 24th from web
  8. Not sure why people are complaining about Outlook 2010 when it'll just as useless and shitty as '03. Just stick with the old one, tools. 8:12 AM Jun 24th from web
  9. There have been a few occasions where I haven't used my looks to get what I wanted, but those were mostly with blind people. 12:35 PM Jun 22nd from web
  10. @Dr_P_Venkman About how much does a proton pack weigh? 4:10 PM Jun 21st from web
  11. I masturbated to this http://bit.ly/xttR4 3:14 PM Jun 21st from web
  12. I posted some old music reviews I did on my official blog http://stalmerstreet.wordpr... 1:15 AM Jun 19th from web
  13. I never said he was fucking the dogs, he just gets off on killing 'em. But I ain't against bestiality, you just haven't met the dogs I have. 10:35 PM Jun 18th from web
  14. @LXXI you're "bro-ham" 'cause you're a little on the tubby side, I call my thin peeps "broheem" One word: exercise, look it up. 10:24 PM Jun 18th from web
  15. @LXXI Sounds like you need to train your cockmeat, broham. 10:20 PM Jun 18th from web
  16. Sweet fucking christ, it's a little late for my neighbor to be killing his dogs, oh well, whatever gets him off is his business I guess. 10:17 PM Jun 18th from web
  17. @rockin_steadily to be fair, it wasn't what he said, it's how he said it. What he said was probably true, just piss-poor execution. 1:09 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. For once I didn't say it!!! 11:35 AM Jun 18th from web
  19. HAHAH! RT @LXXI There's millions of unemployed blacks watching bebe's kids on BET right now. 11:30 AM Jun 18th from web
  20. These girls are kinda young, but, it says "juicy" on her butt. http://bit.ly/14UGt0 12:35 PM Jun 14th from web
  • Name Mark Stalmer
  • Location Birdland, San Diego, CA, USA
  • Bio Mark Stalmer = world traveler, adventurer, fearless egomaniac
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