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  1. Partake parboil partridge
  2. ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE AND BATTLE-READY! RIGHT! THEN EXTEND IT! THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP!! http://bit.ly/qKrv5
  3. FYI to everyone on the Pacific coast: the 4th ended 11 minutes ago, so no more celebrating. Hawaii, Alaska: keep doin' your thing.
  4. @throughwaters I'm at home in Everett this summer, but that definitely looks to be worth a trip up. You going?
  5. brb, gonna go in my time machine. It travels at a speed of 1 second per second.
  6. ...and that's why I only have two eyes.
  7. "Camoflauge underpants"
  8. "Michael Bay does not understand what a robot is." http://bit.ly/Xkggn
  9. Underbites aren't that great, but hey! You'll never go thirsty in Seattle
  10. @danbenjamin boogernatorial
  11. "in the late 90s/early 00's and there was absolutely nothing remarkable [except] regrets and frosted tips (same thing)." http://bit.ly/MBxWl
  12. "[...] Except regrets and frosted tips (same thing)." http://beatonna.livejournal...
  13. When averaging a set of numbers, one takes the sum of the set and divides by the number of items (n). So you see, the n justifies the mean.
  14. @SketchyBusiness say hi to Billy the bookcase
  15. My sister lost her retainer, got a new one, then found the original. So now she's got a retainer on retainer.
  16. @cabel and H.264 is better?
  17. * TWOOSH *
  18. Erika said she was gonna go jog on the treadmill, but I'm pretty sure she's just talking on her cellphone and watching TV. Oh, also walking.
  19. "It was the best of thyme, it was the worst of thyme"—The Herbalist's Almanack, 1859
  20. Researching jokes. oh gosh what have I come to