srslainey
- My favorite Bostonian made you a mix CD. You will listen and you will like it, Internet. http://bit.ly/UYKkYabout 7 hours ago from web
- FYI: Sarah (@yowhatsthehaps) inVENTed Cake Vent.
Isn't Twitter a beautiful thing?about 8 hours ago from web
- Cake Vent.
It's a thing.about 8 hours ago from web
- @awryone BOOSH. SICK BURN.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to awryone
- Your mom is trending.
Made ya look.about 11 hours ago from web
- By the way, when you see "Amazong:...." tweets, that's a working title for a song for mine & @dry_hump's band. Get used to it.about 13 hours ago from web
- Amazong: "Flight of the Masturbator"about 13 hours ago from web
- I think, "Why is Michael Jackson *still trending*. I click to see why. Everyone is asking, "Why is Michael Jackson *still trending*?"about 13 hours ago from web
- He asked me how I get any work done with Twitter open.
I've already answered two emails today.
Overachiever much?about 14 hours ago from web
- @InSoOutSo If you got your Nina then you're straight trippin'?
Please advise.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to InSoOutSo
- Whenever I haven't eaten Ramen in over a week, I start to get cocky and think I can afford plasma screen TVs and shit.about 15 hours ago from web
- It's a personal policy of mine to never yell at someone for eating junk food for lunch. They won't share if you do.about 16 hours ago from txt
- Me, right now: http://bit.ly/LA0giabout 17 hours ago from web
- Amazong: "Found My Gin Cup. Where's My Hat?"about 20 hours ago from web
- I've been up for an hour and I already hate today. I hate it so much I want to pee on it's toothbrush.about 21 hours ago from web
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @DIRTY!10:05 PM Jul 13th from web
- Can we all agree that Liz Phair has the best "whore mouth" in rock n' roll?8:09 PM Jul 13th from web
- My fav bit from ep 3 of @dinobrain "Ani Difranco has a new album out. I haven't heard it. Heard about it from some lesbians."- @worldwarmike5:58 PM Jul 13th from web
- @lukeinvan Oh, it's in there freezing as we speak. Thanks for the tip.4:51 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to lukeinvan
- @douglassherwood I'M SETTING A STAGE, YOU FUCKING AMATEUR!
You and I are done, professionally.
And sexually.4:45 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to douglassherwood
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- Name Lain Brain
- Location Michigan
- Web http://srslainey.com
- Bio Environmentalist with a penchant for Peanut M&M's and Mario Kart. Also, I have a vagina. So, you know. I'm a lady.
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