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  1. Reached Belgaum. Staying here for tonight.
  2. Leaving Bangalore. Set the destination on the GPS to Pune.
  3. Has reached Bangalore city. Will be halting here for the night.
  4. Karnataka Government, please get yourself fucked by a horde of T-Rexes. Get fucked for the miles of ultra-fucked roads.
  5. And the return journey begins. Will travel via Mysore & Bangalore.
  6. Kerala Quirk #768: Turn abbreviations into words. So there are shops named Key Yem Yes (KMS) & hotels called Pee Pee (PP).
  7. http://twitpic.com/qzucl - A citron in the backyard. Probably the result of a mosambi fucking a lime. Sour & bitter, but makes good pickles.
  8. All my life, I hated all my relatives telling me how thin I looked. But now, I'm not really liking them telling me that now I look healthy.
  9. @aryayush Oh, thank you, thank you so much for that wonderful link! But this extremely crappy GPRS connection is making me suffer.
  10. http://twitpic.com/qvs24 - [On the menu of an ice-cream parlour in Kannur City] Who wants some lip-smacking Pista Piss?
  11. What do the Arabs in the "Gelf" call a good for nothing Malayali? Al Avaladi. #mallu
  12. Probably the best thing about being in Kerala is that you get fresh seafood every single day.
  13. Shorts & lungis folded above knees both cover the same length. Yet, by some weird logic, they think it's not decent for me to wear shorts.
  14. @adibis Windows 7 is good. I use it on my PC. I'm talking about Windows Mobile 6.1 on my cell phone, which sucks ass.
  15. Just had some damn awesome shrimp made by my Aunt. Made me realize that we get some really bad fucked up shrimps in Mumbai.
  16. @Bhushan_P Asus P320.
  17. @svenkat24 HAH! Here, things like 'return if dissatisfied' policy don't exist. I hope this thing can run Android somehow.
  18. @svenkat24 I did not and would not consciously buy it. Dad did. Without asking me.
  19. Did I mention Windows Mobile takes 2 minutes to boot up? Yes it does.
  20. Windows Mobile sucks Ballmer balls. The piece of shit crashes & freezes like hell. About 10 times a day.