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  1. How long will you keep pounding on an open door? Paulo Coelho
  2. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming. Another reason to hate those wood-sucking bastards.
  3. The I.S.W.T.W. group (I Slept With Tiger Woods) meeting has been moved to Room 12.
  4. The Road Taken: Marriage: http://bit.ly/8QN2yA
  5. @hmbcpa Came out okay. No devastating losses, no ecstatic wins, but a fun, cold day at the races.
  6. Confession: I slept with Tiger Woods. Am I famous yet?
  7. Everyone has an opinion on Tiger Woods. Right now on Extra, a Rabbi chimed in. A Rabbi? Is Tiger Jewish?
  8. I support robot self-determination. The best way to regulate emerging technologies will always be to contain the capitalist profit-motive.
  9. Is this the man I married? Last night he handed me the remote because I "looked like I needed it."
  10. Played the ponies at Hollywood Park today. Don't like the turf club as well as I should, like to feel the horses pounding their hooves.
  11. Survival of the Sexiest? Orchid's sexual deception triggers ejaculation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEXHiBSTg8M
  12. 90 Accomplishments of Obama administration. Agree or no?http://twurl.nl/tll74g
  13. Check this video out -- Wizard Boots "Fuckabouthat" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH1YKl_VADQ
  14. Family Ties: What We Talked About At Thanksgiving: For Thanksgiving, my son brought home the most delightful girl... http://bit.ly/8bUUEs
  15. Prudes and Prejudice #SarahPalinMovieTitles
  16. Nonsense and Insensibility #SarahPalinMovieTitles
  17. rt # Lizz_ Shitty, Shitty, Bang Bang- (Yes I am in 4th grade) #SarahPalinmovietitles
  18. Thanksgiving then. http://www.bloodmother.com/2008/11/thanksgiving-to-my-mother-in-law.html
  19. Notes From a Marriage: Micro fiction: LOL I often think of the day you were so disagreeable and marched i.. http://bit.ly/6qVrnC
  20. Notes From a Marriage: Micro fiction: http://bit.ly/6c6zlm