srah
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- thedayhascomeMy wife plays a mean passive-aggressive sad trombone after sex.about 8 hours ago from Birdhouse
- johnmoeYou're gonna need a smaller shark. #1stdraftmovielines #latetothepartyabout 14 hours ago from TwitterFon
- phyllissteinIt helps if you think of Bluetooth headsets as teeny-tiny ear penises.about 16 hours ago from txt
- thedayhascomeUp shit creek without a paddle?
You should be more concerned you're floating in a river of poop. Eewie.about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse
- phyllisstein'Home Is Where the Only Toilet I Feel Comfortable Using Is' just wouldn't look as good in needlepoint.about 17 hours ago from txt
- cleversimonYou're the vulgarian, you fuck.11:45 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- superfantasticI just walked into my room to go to sleep and found that some asshole dumped clean laundry all over my bed. Uncool, Six-Hours-Ago Me.10:28 PM Jul 10th from web
- vmarinelliEveryone! Drinks are on me! That is to say, I just spilled the last of our tequila down my shirt, and now I'm kind of sad.7:04 PM Jul 10th from UberTwitter
- KenTremendous"The first rule of Fight Club is: everyone *has* to bring something for pot-luck Mondays." #1stdraftmovielines5:16 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"When I'm good, I'm very very good. But when I'm bad, I'm an arsonist." #1stdraftmovielines5:12 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. T'was beauty killed the beast. With a huge assist from the airplanes, obviously." #1stdraftmovielines5:02 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter and my sister and my great-aunt and my dog and my life coach!" #1stdraftmovielines4:54 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"You take the blue pill, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. The red pill is a placebo, for the control group."4:38 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"You take the blue pill, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. The red pill is a cinnamon Jelly Belly." #1stdraftmovielines4:37 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Are you interested in taking a free stress test?" #1stdraftmovielines4:18 PM Jul 10th from web
- bobharrisdotcom"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You are? Oh. Hello. My name is Travis. Sorry I interrupted." #1stdraftmovielines4:13 PM Jul 10th from web
- robcorddry"Attica State Correctional Facility! Attica State Correctional Facility!" #1stdraftmovielines2:39 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- mindykalingis this good @kentremendous? (sung) "I want to be where the humans are, I hate my fishtail, I want a human vagina!" #1stdraftmovielines1:30 PM Jul 10th from web
- KenTremendous"1.21 jiggawatts?! The only thing that could create that much energy would be...the power of dance." #1stdraftmovielines1:09 PM Jul 10th from web
- rainnwilsonThe Mighty Boosh's "Old Gregg" sketch to me is absolute comedic perfection.
http://tinyurl.com/aakecw11:48 AM Jul 10th from web
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- Name srah
- Location Ohio
- Web http://www.srah.n...
- Bio I like tea and sleeping, but not at the same time.
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