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  1. No one knows like a squirtle how to say things which are at once gentle and deep. Squirtle~ 10:53 PM Jul 8th from web
  2. GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU SQUIRTLE 5:10 PM May 31st from web
  3. I DON'T WANT / NO RETRO / SPECTIVE SQUIRTLE 12:30 AM May 24th from web
  4. I / I don't really wanna dance. / I / I just wanna get in your pants. Squirtle squirtle squirtle. Squirtle. I need lunch. Squirtle. 3:26 PM May 20th from web
  5. The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist. Squirtle squirt. 8:08 AM May 9th from web
  6. And again: No more gods! no more gods! Man is King, Man is God! - But the great Faith is Love! Squirtle! Squirtle! Squirtle! 9:59 AM May 5th from web
  7. There is no / castration fear / in a chair / you will be with me / we'll dance / but no one will dance with us / in this / zany town. Squirt 9:17 PM May 3rd from web
  8. What is the Absolute? Something that appears to us in fleeting experiences--say, through the gentle smile of a beautiful woman. Squirtle! 3:19 PM Apr 30th from web
  9. I'm so pimp it's ridiculous / got tinted windows on my ride I'm inconspicuous, squirtle squirtle squirtle squirt 3:16 PM Apr 30th from web
  10. Word to mother / I'm dangerous / Crazier than a bag / of fuckin' angel dust. Squirtle squirtle squirtle. 2:04 PM Apr 27th from web
  11. Any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats. Squirtle squirtle. 12:09 PM Apr 27th from web
  12. Brass Monkey: Drink a 40 down to the top of the label. Fill to top of bottle with orange juice. Use lemon popsicles as ice cubes. Squirtle. 12:04 PM Apr 24th from web
  13. Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. Squirtle, squirtle squirtle; Squirt. 11:36 AM Apr 24th from web
  14. The heart's memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good; and thanks to this artifice we manage to endure the burdens of the past. 3:46 PM Apr 21st from web
  15. It was like saying good-by to a statue. After a while I went out and left the hospital and walked back to the hotel in the rain. Squirtle? 1:53 AM Apr 19th from web
  16. I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute. Squirtle squirtle squirtle. 10:02 AM Apr 17th from web
  17. Tequila Matador: One Part tequila, two parts pineapple juice, lime to taste. Squirtle, squirtle, squirtle. Squirtle. 12:48 PM Apr 16th from web
  18. @matthewlukens The name of a Squirtle is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. Squirtle, squirtle. 9:29 PM Apr 15th from web
  19. @sleeplate The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him. 3:39 PM Apr 15th from web
  20. Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems. 1:02 PM Apr 15th from web