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- No tengo trono ni reina...about 6 hours ago from web
- I've never seen a passion fruit, but I like strawberries a whole lot.about 7 hours ago from txt
- If it's not a hot fashion trend to have a dryer sheet hanging out of the bottom of your pants, THEN IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.about 15 hours ago from txt
- "The price on the tag is the price you pay."
Oh so you mean it's like a price-tag?
Idiot ass commercial.6:30 PM Jul 8th from Birdfeed
- Hi new Twitter side-site. Please make people ask for your service so that you can get some viral marketing.4:37 AM Jul 8th from web
- I am only good with one kind of fairway wood, ifyouknowwhatimean.5:03 PM Jul 7th from Birdfeed
- Today, I'm glad there is a valid excuse for keeping my hand on my crotch.12:06 PM Jul 7th from web
- For the first and probably last time, John Mayer just made my pants fit a bit tighter.11:38 AM Jul 7th from web
- I'm awake. I blame the same full court press that forced Palin out of office for forcing me out of sleep. But who do I pass the ball to?2:13 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Does everyone eat carrots before an eye exam? Or is it just me?1:46 PM Jul 6th from web
- Instead of stars, Twitter should have buttons for "Solid" or "Strong".1:01 PM Jul 6th from web
- @srslainey Peanut M&M's should be renamed NOM&NOM's11:10 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to srslainey
- I'm eating Peanut M&M's like it was my job.
It isn't my job, but wouldn't that be a SWEET job? I need to hook that up.10:58 AM Jul 6th from web
- @cheftastic Why are you talking about me like that? That's just plain rude. YOU'LL GET YOURS.10:42 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to cheftastic
- What America really needs is for me to have my own talk show.9:25 AM Jul 6th from Birdfeed
- When is it ok for me to ask Rihanna out after this whole Chris Brown debacle? I don't wanna breach etiquette or anything.10:18 PM Jul 5th from web
- I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're TOXIC.9:39 PM Jul 5th from web
- My accomplished goal is no longer. Thanks @sokeri.7:29 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed
- Just kidding. I have been wanting to use the word 'liason' in a tweet for a while. This is what makes my life exciting.7:22 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed
- I need a good neck rub, and by neck rub, I mean sexual liason, and by sexual liason, I mean FML.7:17 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed
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