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He slammed the baseball bat against the zombie clown’s face over and over again.
“Teach you to laugh at me!”3:16 PM Nov 19thfrom web
If you worked in the pest control business, what do you think would be the best, most interesting read, to get rid of a 5ft demon rat?1:38 PM Oct 21stfrom web
Submitted my super hero story for a third time. Third time a charm, right? If not, I will just add it to my site and more on.12:42 PM Oct 20thfrom web
I have decided to use Twitter in the way its meant for... what is going on in my life. I will try to limit the stupid posts though.4:30 PM Oct 19thfrom web
The alien craft finally approached the planet in its search for resources for the taking. If nothing else, it could always probe something.8:40 PM Aug 10thfrom txt
The concussion from the grenade knocked him from his feet and fried his power suit's electronics. He was saved, but not going anywhere.2:30 PM Aug 4thfrom web
He would love to know how hot it really was, but at some point the thermometer stopped working. Right about the time it melted into goo.1:09 PM Jul 30thfrom web
Time seems to stop as the seconds refuse to tick by. How much time has past? Will she leave the changing room before I turn to dust?6:28 PM Jul 18thfrom txt
Two weeks, thirty-nine forms, and two pens later, Waspman is now officially Mudwasp. Now to go out and get some new business cards made.9:59 AM Jul 13thfrom web
He stares at the paper with pen in hand, but the visions that swam through his mind have faded into blackness, lost to the world. Crap.1:42 PM Jul 9thfrom web
The bloodless, dried up corpses gave Gerald the creeps. Reminded him of jerky. Nosferatants were worse than mutant ants any day of the week.9:34 AM Jul 6thfrom web
Waspman's road to discovering his powers is a long and hard one with flying now scratched from his list. Hopefully he will survive the fall.8:49 AM Jul 1stfrom web
As Waspman discovered, with great power comes cool abilities and glow in the dark pee. Good thing he finally stopped wetting the bed.7:09 PM Jun 27thfrom txt
For such small insects, the mutant ants were fast. Gerald will have to remember to thin their numbers down before stepping on a queen again.1:54 PM Jun 27thfrom txt