squeakyclean
a tornado warning in texas is only useful if it gets you out of work.
| @cleonard i'm totally addicted to the food network. what's worse... i don't even cook |
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| done moving for the day, at the new place for the night, up early tomorrow for more fun and games |
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| at the home depot getting paint to repair havoc wreaked by furry homies. |
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| maybe you'd like to shove a pencil in your eyeball instead? fun! |
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| yesterday was awkward and stressful, like... cauliflower. today, i'm hoping for more of a PB&J kinda thing. |
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| oh hi. space cadet moment... i forgot you were there. were you saying something important? |
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| ahhh gahhd. isn't friday supposed to be the day of ultimate slackage at work? why hast thou forsaken me, o great cubicle space-monkey god? |
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| i'm so glad i only have to be here 13 more minutes http://tinyurl.com/6qgr23 |
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| big red and cheese crackers = breakfast at the office |
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| @austinrants i think they already implanted it while i was asleep under my desk. apparently, i picked the wrong year to quit sniffing glue. |
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| actual motto at the big fruit: "thinking is not in your job description, loser." and you thought it was "think different." pssssht... |
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| is there ever a bad place to discuss intimate details of your life by shouting into your cell phone? yes. i like to call it: "the office." |
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| dear monkeys from space, i do not wish to carry your brain around in my head any longer. Please come claim it and return mine. kthxbai. |
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| the end of the weekend is coming. quick - do something fun! |
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| listening to my first episode of "you look nice today." i find it deliciously non-sequitur and possibly offensive to republicans. A+ |
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| yes, i'm totally avoiding the one thing i should be doing in lieu of all the crap i absolutely should not. that means it's thursday, right? |
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| waiting for the plumber. again. |
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| @austinrants not the yellow plague!!! hope you feel better soon :) |
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| smoke breaks are significantly less fun when its balls cold outside. |
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