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  1. 7AM to noon went by in about 10 minutes. 6 hours later, it's only 2:15. Fuck.
  2. @ericabrotz the phrase "kind of people I work with" gives me an odd mental picture of your boss hiring out of the Craigslist personals.
  3. I would like to know how long a cafeteria table needs to be left without cleaning in order for it to become consistently sticky.
  4. @Rayke I got yelled at when I went to an airport bar with a cup of coffee and ordered a double Baileys, directly into the coffee cup.
  5. @mtmodular is Katy Perry Mason sorta like "My Client Didn't Kiss that Girl, *She* Did. And She Liked It."
  6. @secretsquirrel yes. I call mine the "Peacekeeper". That gross looking dude over there? Scud Misslie.
  7. @ericabrotz cray on.
  8. @natefanaro We were just there. I didn't think it was too bad for a Sunday.
  9. I think after my trip to Indy in August I'm going to try to cut my caffeine intake by a lot.
  10. In the Big Boy chair, waiting for the fireworks at UB. http://yfrog.com/0w7jpikhj
  11. @Leehro it's certainly not an everyday thing, but I think I still prefer the Twinkie.
  12. Awesome: http://twitter.com/EXGovSar...
  13. We got reese's. It was utterly ridiculous. 3 big cups, deep fried and covered I'm sugar. Wife said she could feel it in her toes.
  14. OK, Twitter: deep fried snickers, Oreos, Twinkie, or reese's cup?
  15. Really dude? Pink shorts? Why don't you just get a tattoo that says douchebag on your forehead hole you're at it.
  16. @kservos maybe a dumb question, but did the orchestra playing on the field?
  17. @manicsocratic you don't have all that much to do today, do you?
  18. @PowerLlama yes sir.
  19. @PowerLlama 15", 2.8Ghz. Anecdotally, intermittent use at work and heavy use at class leaves me around 40%.
  20. OK, seriously @russelcoleman2. Just because I said the word battery doesn't mean I want you to follow me. Fuck you. Piss off. Blocked. Ass.