squash86
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@ that's too bad, it's a cool event. Have a good time anyway!
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to buffalopundit
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I'm going through my tweets on cursebird and laughing my ass off.
Hey, at least *somebody* finds me funny, right?
about 17 hours ago
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OK, seriously guys, I fucking *love* butter.
Love.
about 17 hours ago
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Why does the Best Buy at the Walden Galleria consistently smell like processed assholes?
about 22 hours ago
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Guys! JP Losman led a team to a championship.
It's living proof that sometimes mediocrity *is* the best way to achieve your goals.
about 22 hours ago
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@ are you staying in NY long enough to see the tree lighting?
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to buffalopundit
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@ I thought burn-in on plasmas was a thing of the past?
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to PowerLlama
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Kind of aggravated. I'm in the right mood to make an impulse buy, anything I want is either not on sale, or out of stock.
about 22 hours ago
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@ salmon like the fish, or did you misspell Saloman?
8:39 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to iscoff
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@ no wine bottles, but one asked if "today was that big shopping day" and they spent five minutes showing the Double Snuggie.
7:54 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to Dianneamus
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@ anything is funnier than Jeff Dunham. Including anal rape.
7:53 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to Brianwjung
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@ don't lie. You make your girlfriend buy it for you :-D
7:19 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to GorillaSalsa
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@ @ it's not counter-revolutionary if you waited in line for three hours or smuggled it over the East German border.
7:07 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to GorillaSalsa
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Apparently the third hour of the Today show is to get two drunken bimbos in front of the camera and let them spew retardation.
7:06 AM Nov 27th
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RT @:NFL: Please Retweet & Sign this Petition;Time Warner & NFL Network; - 4 of top 5 dist. carry NFL Net ...
6:42 AM Nov 27th
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RT @: Retweet for a chance to win a signed jersey tonight. Get the app here
6:41 AM Nov 27th
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Wife, on the prelude to Santa Claus: These kids look like a huge Gap commercial.
8:56 AM Nov 26th
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@ non-open source people don't *have* to be snooty. They make money.
8:03 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to eabarquez
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I'm going to take *both* drumsticks today.
6:49 AM Nov 26th
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@ I did that once and ended up in Newark. I'm sure your situation is not as bad.
6:59 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to CcSteff
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- Name Squash. Alcatraz.
- Location Buffalo, NY
- Bio Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just!
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