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  1. @juliovernal I'm going to miss you by that much. Which, of course, means I'm going to miss you this much. 3:33 PM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to juliovernal
  2. @moustache either way, I'm not paying any stupid taxes. 10:55 AM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to moustache
  3. @FakeAPStylebook all the pros use a bewildered holstein named Bessie Graff. Her day rates are very reasonable. 10:39 AM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to FakeAPStylebook
  4. Carrots want to go to the party in my tummy!? 6:10 PM Oct 28th from Echofon
  5. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The phrase "the pen is" should be avoided for the benefit of lazy, easily shocked readers. 2:34 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  6. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The correct spelling is 'Mr. T.' People who type out 'Mister' are fools to be pitied. 2:34 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  7. @moustache holy buckets that looks good! Where is that? I want to go to there. 8:28 AM Oct 23rd from Echofon in reply to moustache
  8. @moustache why you gotta be such an AFC by neggin the Game? 1:46 AM Oct 3rd from Echofon in reply to moustache
  9. Members of Al-Queda have a much lower risk for some types of cancer. Mainly because of all the anti-occidents. 4:13 PM Oct 2nd from Echofon
  10. mediocrity completed is better than the genius unfinished. 2:24 PM Sep 24th from Echofon
  11. @falconett I get that all the time. 5:29 PM Sep 8th from Echofon in reply to falconett
  12. OH dueling fantasy narratives: Dad: "Once a little girl was watching a basketball game on TV..." 5yr old daughter: "in her mermaid socks?!" 6:56 PM Aug 12th from Echofon
  13. @moustache let's hope the birthday boy/girl doesn't see your status. 10:29 PM Aug 8th from Echofon in reply to moustache
  14. Great quote: Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened..the part what likes to pick up poo. I'm Paraphrasing. 10:58 PM Jul 23rd from Echofon
  15. When a crank snaps off your bike, you have a choice: Blame the bike, or rip phonebooks in half to confirm your superhuman strength. 7:47 PM Jul 20th from Echofon
  16. @moustache also, the iphone has an adaptive dictionary and i'm pretty sure that's not one of the default entries. Who is 2:30am Mark IMing? 3:02 PM Jul 20th from Echofon in reply to moustache
  17. @amishrobot @moustache unless "hang out" was preceeded by "wanna." I think that's a step backwards. Or sideways. 2:59 PM Jul 20th from Echofon in reply to moustache
  18. @amishrobot do you get a hat? Or a badge? Or a sash? Or a baton? Or a gun? Or a broomstick mustache? 3:46 PM May 14th from Echofon in reply to amishrobot
  19. @MarkRoudebush what is this? Lyrics to a Moody Blues song? 12:08 AM May 7th from Echofon in reply to MarkRoudebush
  20. Quiz: What US city am I in? a) Omaha b) Des Moines c) Salt Lake d) Tulsa e) San Francisco. Hint: http://twitpic.com/4kt9u 6:24 PM May 4th from Echofon
  • Name Mac Baker
  • Location San Francisco
  • Web http://squamosity...
  • Bio Holistically exerting dynamism to help leverage my core competencies vis-a-vis my influence in nascent verticals leading to synergistic topline results re, etc.
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