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  1. @juliovernal I'm going to miss you by that much. Which, of course, means I'm going to miss you this much.
  2. @moustache either way, I'm not paying any stupid taxes.
  3. @FakeAPStylebook all the pros use a bewildered holstein named Bessie Graff. Her day rates are very reasonable.
  4. Carrots want to go to the party in my tummy!?
  5. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The phrase "the pen is" should be avoided for the benefit of lazy, easily shocked readers.
  6. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The correct spelling is 'Mr. T.' People who type out 'Mister' are fools to be pitied.
  7. @moustache holy buckets that looks good! Where is that? I want to go to there.
  8. @moustache why you gotta be such an AFC by neggin the Game?
  9. Members of Al-Queda have a much lower risk for some types of cancer. Mainly because of all the anti-occidents.
  10. mediocrity completed is better than the genius unfinished.
  11. @falconett I get that all the time.
  12. OH dueling fantasy narratives: Dad: "Once a little girl was watching a basketball game on TV..." 5yr old daughter: "in her mermaid socks?!"
  13. @moustache let's hope the birthday boy/girl doesn't see your status.
  14. Great quote: Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened..the part what likes to pick up poo. I'm Paraphrasing.
  15. When a crank snaps off your bike, you have a choice: Blame the bike, or rip phonebooks in half to confirm your superhuman strength.
  16. @moustache also, the iphone has an adaptive dictionary and i'm pretty sure that's not one of the default entries. Who is 2:30am Mark IMing?
  17. @amishrobot @moustache unless "hang out" was preceeded by "wanna." I think that's a step backwards. Or sideways.
  18. @amishrobot do you get a hat? Or a badge? Or a sash? Or a baton? Or a gun? Or a broomstick mustache?
  19. @MarkRoudebush what is this? Lyrics to a Moody Blues song?
  20. Quiz: What US city am I in? a) Omaha b) Des Moines c) Salt Lake d) Tulsa e) San Francisco. Hint: http://twitpic.com/4kt9u