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  1. @amishrobot do you get a hat? Or a badge? Or a sash? Or a baton? Or a gun? Or a broomstick mustache?
  2. @MarkRoudebush what is this? Lyrics to a Moody Blues song?
  3. Quiz: What US city am I in? a) Omaha b) Des Moines c) Salt Lake d) Tulsa e) San Francisco. Hint: http://twitpic.com/4kt9u
  4. @moustache oh no!!! Covered by Insurance? Also, imagine if MP3 didn't exist. They would have made off with .01% of your 8 track collection.
  5. @gamgu fala Gamgu! Faz tempo heim?
  6. @awirtanen in UX too. Was tongue in cheek. Unfortunately, your wounded response makes UX sound even more mind-numbing than did my satire
  7. UX apparently means that you split your time between wallpapering with post-its, graphing with sharpies, and writing a book in Excel.
  8. 5 words you should hope to never say to anyone: "Please pick up my fingers."
  9. @khulet congratulations!! Begin complaining immediately that your fancy ivy league education is being underutilized.
  10. Irony: You're tired because you were up late reading online about internet addiction. Tragedy: You can't recognize the irony.
  11. @briansweeting @moustache It was unavoidable that this would end in several obscure Seinfeld references. Next stop: Pottery Barn.
  12. I'm off to Germany. I'll be in Berlin all week...buying stuff.
  13. Attempting to become fluent in German in 5 days: Futile and depressing Trying anyway: Unavoidably Stupid
  14. Think you can't hate smooth jazz more? Try listening to it for an entire day while a jackhammer drills concrete on the floor above you.
  15. Just discovered that i'm singlehandedly funding the bailout by witholding 2x what I should in taxes. Decision: Bigger paycheck or refund?
  16. @twbaker fly into SFO and I'll drive you to yosemite.
  17. Sometimes working around other designers means you debate the optimum amount of clearence between a row of books and the back of the shelf.
  18. Yoga loves Papyrus script.
  19. Bad idea: taking your pet bunny on a leash to the dog park. You know, where the carnivorious hunting dogs hang out looking for a good time.
  20. @briansweeting the flintstones were able to fit 2 adults, 2 kids and a dinosaur and still produce zero emissions. What's your problem?