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@amishrobot do you get a hat? Or a badge? Or a sash? Or a baton? Or a gun? Or a broomstick mustache?3:46 PM May 14th from TwitterFon in reply to amishrobot
@MarkRoudebush what is this? Lyrics to a Moody Blues song?12:08 AM May 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MarkRoudebush
Quiz: What US city am I in? a) Omaha b) Des Moines c) Salt Lake d) Tulsa e) San Francisco. Hint: http://twitpic.com/4kt9u6:24 PM May 4th from TwitterFon
@moustache oh no!!! Covered by Insurance? Also, imagine if MP3 didn't exist. They would have made off with .01% of your 8 track collection.11:06 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFon in reply to moustache
@gamgu fala Gamgu! Faz tempo heim?9:58 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to gamgu
@awirtanen in UX too. Was tongue in cheek. Unfortunately, your wounded response makes UX sound even more mind-numbing than did my satire11:02 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to awirtanen
UX apparently means that you split your time between wallpapering with post-its, graphing with sharpies, and writing a book in Excel.3:48 PM Apr 23rd from TwitterFon
5 words you should hope to never say to anyone: "Please pick up my fingers."10:15 PM Apr 18th from TwitterFon
@khulet congratulations!! Begin complaining immediately that your fancy ivy league education is being underutilized.10:11 PM Apr 18th from TwitterFon in reply to khulet
Irony: You're tired because you were up late reading online about internet addiction. Tragedy: You can't recognize the irony.10:56 PM Apr 17th from TwitterFon
@briansweeting @moustache It was unavoidable that this would end in several obscure Seinfeld references. Next stop: Pottery Barn.8:51 AM Apr 15th from TwitterFon in reply to briansweeting
I'm off to Germany. I'll be in Berlin all week...buying stuff.7:45 PM Mar 20th from Twitterrific
Attempting to become fluent in German in 5 days: Futile and depressing Trying anyway: Unavoidably Stupid9:31 PM Mar 16th from web
Think you can't hate smooth jazz more? Try listening to it for an entire day while a jackhammer drills concrete on the floor above you.2:23 PM Mar 10th from Twitterrific
Just discovered that i'm singlehandedly funding the bailout by witholding 2x what I should in taxes. Decision: Bigger paycheck or refund?1:12 AM Mar 6th from Twitterrific
@twbaker fly into SFO and I'll drive you to yosemite.6:37 PM Mar 5th from Twitterrific in reply to twbaker
Sometimes working around other designers means you debate the optimum amount of clearence between a row of books and the back of the shelf.12:02 PM Mar 3rd from Twitterrific
Yoga loves Papyrus script.9:51 AM Feb 28th from Twitterrific
Bad idea: taking your pet bunny on a leash to the dog park. You know, where the carnivorious hunting dogs hang out looking for a good time.1:55 PM Feb 7th from Twitterrific
@briansweeting the flintstones were able to fit 2 adults, 2 kids and a dinosaur and still produce zero emissions. What's your problem?1:51 PM Jan 21st from Twitterrific in reply to briansweeting

Name Mac Baker
Location San Francisco
Web http://squamosity...
Bio Holistically exerting dynamism to help leverage my core competencies vis-a-vis my influence in nascent verticals leading to synergistic topline results re, etc.