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  1. don't call me GaGa 2:32 PM Dec 1st from web
  2. I'm finally off of fucking work!!!!!!!!!!! 2:14 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. pack of whores 6:48 AM Nov 29th from web
  4. #OMGFacts Taylor Lautner could blink and melt glaciers 2:51 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. RIP Kenneth Dale Bridges 8:50 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. RIP K. Bridges (my brother's dad) 7:28 AM Nov 16th from web
  7. off of work FINALLY! FOR 6 FUCKING DAYS!!! WHO WINS, I DOOOOOO 5:40 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. doesn't update his tweet status like he should :-( 2:56 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. je deteste etre malade 12:42 PM Oct 30th from web
  10. christ on a sleeveless T 8:38 AM Oct 28th from web
  11. cleaned up some twitter gutter trash...and now i feel like i've OD'd on vicodin...great, I'm not going back to the hospital though fuck it 6:33 AM Oct 24th from web
  12. bleh, meh, fml, getting sick 9:42 AM Oct 21st from web
  13. booooo work :-( 12:52 PM Oct 15th from web
  14. @RunAroundNaked quit stealing and rearranging Fat Bastard's quotes! You should be in prison! 5:08 AM Oct 13th from web in reply to RunAroundNaked
  15. @mcdaigle you've had more than one? 3:27 PM Oct 11th from web in reply to mcdaigle
  16. wait...that would be a train boat...either way, get on 7:58 AM Oct 10th from web
  17. all-aboard the fail boat....choo chooooooo 7:58 AM Oct 10th from web
  18. bitch 2:41 PM Oct 8th from web
  19. #ThingsYouDontWantToHearDuringAProstateExam I can't wait to Tweet this... 4:00 PM Oct 6th from web
  20. @AngieAntimatter yeah but your room mate is a freakin' awesome guy! 8:33 AM Oct 5th from web in reply to AngieAntimatter
  • Name Lance Felps
  • Location Tickfaw, LA
  • Bio Lance, deadly with a stethoscope and alcohol swabs
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