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  1. @nodns I merely jest. I know better than to complain about you as you are the Mistress of Time and Space and can crush me.
  2. 42m reads, 8m Cpu, 2m context switches and vendor says their product is working as expected? Their expectations suck.
  3. @dtrigg I have a PROD Question for you, get back to me via DM. -TimF
  4. @crazeegeekchick doesn't up-up-down-down-left-right-SELECT give you the cheat that makes women ignore #1, 2, 3, 8?
  5. @crazeegeekchick um, maybe third time will be the charm? Fail #2
  6. @peschkaj Are you using the Red Gate tools for the formatting?
  7. @peschkaj wasn't this already the case in the current release?
  8. @SQLChicken Dude, that really bites. Have faith that it will all work out okay.
  9. @SQLRockstar @nodns @mrdenny I just deposited money into my ING Investment account. #notSpymaster
  10. I just spilled Monday all over my new shorts.
  11. I just deposited Swiss cheese into my mouth. #notspymaster
  12. need ideas for family trip after DevLink in Aug. TN, SC, NC that area all on the docket. Ideas Twerples?
  13. He also has SRDBA for his motorcycle plates. He's kind of a twurd.
  14. @peschkaj our Oracle DB has ORADBA on his Ford Focus. I asked if it has a passenger seat since people who own Focuses seldom have friends.
  15. "Some people call the Space Cowboy, Some call me Tim" #1stdraftmovielines
  16. Watching "The Longest Yard" (Burt Renyolds version of course.) A Lagunitas Maximus at the ready.
  17. An Irish Redhead and a med rib eye off the grill. 75* sunny. If I had to guess it would seem as though God and Mother Nature just got it on
  18. Wow, I just reread that last tweet and it sounds really creepy without knowing what I was replying to.
  19. @sqlfool had that this morn... Er noon with the lawn care guy. Was stinky too. Me, not him. Well actually him too.
  20. @SQLRockstar there are *no* Tweets in the Champagne Room.