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  1. you know it's november when the halloween-themed m&m supply has finally run dry
  2. did you hear about the fake pillowcase? IT WAS A SHAM
  3. if awkward analogies were rocks, i would be an expert geologist.
  4. loud violent argument breaking out on my front lawn, and more people keep on walking up and getting involved. where do they come from? ahhh
  5. last night i had a dream that tom hanks had watched my youtube videos and was talking to me about them on a bus
  6. somewhere a dj is making remixes of our lives called dreams
  7. well, i sneak around the world from kiev to carolina / i'm a sticky-fingered filcher from berlin down to belize
  8. come onnn why are more of my teachers not using infinite campus? i like being able to obsessively check my grades
  9. my father: "i want to see another pinter play" me: "well, the homecoming is in a couple weeks" AHAHAHA i love a good literary pun
  10. my level of interest in the canterbury tales greatly increases when i read it out loud to myself in a british accent
  11. graphing the position of thomas the tank engine
  12. I am sure the Badgers' victory was due in large part to the superb guest coaching of Dr. Jeffrey Henriques.
  13. watched the sun rise. i need to do that more often.
  14. my hooded sweatshirt arsenal has been doubled in quantity. the back to school fashion fun just never stops...
  15. i am currently scheduled to have all three of my english classes in one semester. UM NO THANK YOU
  16. the movie "moon" had 7 simons AND a henriques in the credits. clearly it was a quality film.
  17. pitch correction in garage band = endless fun
  18. makin pickles
  19. i think my speakers are picking up someone's walkie talkies. it's a gruff man's voice. once he said something like "calling romeo".
  20. goodbye june, hello july