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  1. goodbye june, hello july7:27 PM Jun 30th from TwitterFox
  2. did not win a ten-pound container of ketchup. my night is ruined.8:05 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox
  3. he can walk. he can bike. he has driven a golf cart once or twice. he can use the bus system like a pro. but can simon drive...A CAR?!?!5:40 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFox
  4. epiphany of the day: the postal service logo is supposed to be an eagle! did everyone else already know that and i am just stupid?5:08 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFox
  5. what better way to celebrate the end of school than waking up for drivers ed, which starts earlier than school?4:54 AM Jun 15th from TwitterFox
  6. I'm so poppin', they call me Bubble Wrap1:11 PM Jun 6th from TwitterFox
  7. I am a blood-pumping muscular organ at heart8:04 PM Jun 2nd from TwitterFox
  8. if a movie gets all sentimental right in the middle of some hilarious raunchy joke, does that make it "touching in inappropriate places"?8:55 PM May 28th from TwitterFox
  9. the ice cream truck just drove by. what a fun job, being worshiped as a god by small children. oh, wait...1:51 PM May 25th from TwitterFox
  10. a car just drove by blasting some very loud rap music. it was "i'm on a boat".5:48 PM May 22nd from TwitterFox
  11. cutting and pasting and feeling like i'm in first grade (nothing against cutting and pasting, though)7:48 PM May 16th from TwitterFox
  12. if you put hair gel on grass, could you make your own astroturf?8:02 PM May 11th from TwitterFox
  13. getting ready for a tea party with very real and not imaginary friends9:28 AM May 3rd from TwitterFox
  14. going to the live This American Life show!4:17 PM Apr 23rd from TwitterFox
  15. absolutely LOVED The Freshman8:22 PM Apr 11th from TwitterFox
  16. how is spring break almost over already? boo.9:22 AM Apr 11th from TwitterFox
  17. going to see Milk4:51 PM Apr 10th from TwitterFox
  18. sedering up a storm4:24 PM Apr 8th from TwitterFox
  19. writing up a killer (hopefully) outline4:43 PM Apr 2nd from TwitterFox
  20. @lowfatsourcreme @bobbosden i find it quite amusing to read your updates together. it's almost like i'm there myself!6:50 PM Mar 25th from TwitterFox in reply to reubenhenriques
  • Name simon h
  • Location mad-city
  • Bio pretty much i am incredibly awesome.
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