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you know it's november when the halloween-themed m&m supply has finally run dry3:22 PM Nov 24thfrom Echofon
if awkward analogies were rocks, i would be an expert geologist.9:59 PM Nov 12thfrom Echofon
loud violent argument breaking out on my front lawn, and more people keep on walking up and getting involved. where do they come from? ahhh4:25 PM Oct 17thfrom Echofon
last night i had a dream that tom hanks had watched my youtube videos and was talking to me about them on a bus10:39 AM Oct 10thfrom Echofon
well, i sneak around the world from kiev to carolina / i'm a sticky-fingered filcher from berlin down to belize5:01 AM Sep 30thfrom Echofon
come onnn why are more of my teachers not using infinite campus? i like being able to obsessively check my grades7:16 PM Sep 26thfrom Echofon
my father: "i want to see another pinter play" me: "well, the homecoming is in a couple weeks" AHAHAHA i love a good literary pun6:15 PM Sep 22ndfrom Echofon
my level of interest in the canterbury tales greatly increases when i read it out loud to myself in a british accent8:38 PM Sep 21stfrom Echofon
i think my speakers are picking up someone's walkie talkies. it's a gruff man's voice. once he said something like "calling romeo".3:59 PM Jul 18thfrom Echofon