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@ @ and I had a lengthy discussion last year about whether or not the song is about date rape. The roofie suggests yes.
1:18 PM Dec 2nd
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@ When I was sick a month ago, the dr gave me a tetanus shot in one arm and a flu shot in the other. I feel for your hubby.
11:22 AM Nov 5th
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@ did you start with season one, episode one? therein lies the key.
11:21 AM Oct 6th
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Don't take your dog to City Vet Dog Lofts in Dallas. They returned my dog with a huge, infected wound and are assuming no responsibility.
12:56 PM Oct 5th
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@ This is the first year it was pushed back to October.
8:21 AM Oct 2nd
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@ Or should I say "beautifl." Damn, copyeditors always care more about grammar than being clever. It's a curse.
2:49 PM Sep 24th
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@ Almost perfect, and this one is kind of nitpicky: remove the hyphens from "five years old." Beautiful newsletter. Love.
2:45 PM Sep 24th
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Dreamt last night that 1. @ taught me how to breastfeed, 2. Obama was my boyfriend, and 3. I found a rattlesnake at a waterpark
9:17 AM Sep 24th
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@ Do you clench your teeth when you workout? I do it pretty much all the time, but especially when I play tennis.
8:36 PM Sep 22nd
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@ @ Could y'all spearhead the development of a hashtag for calling companies out on their shitty products/customer service?
4:28 PM Sep 22nd
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@ Dreamed last night that you and I went to the Country Bear Jamboree together. Pretty sure my subconscious is also your stalker.
11:47 AM Sep 16th
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RT @ If you want to let the dumb people be your public face, you'll have to let the smart people call it.
12:57 PM Sep 15th
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@ Croque madame! LOVE those.
9:10 AM Sep 11th
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@ Your most recent tweet is a perfect argument for the oxford comma.
10:22 AM Sep 10th
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@ After I tweeted you, I met Chad downstairs and he was wearing jeans and a solid black tee. lol.
3:00 PM Sep 8th
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That's Chad, right? :) RT @ so there's this guy who only wears solid black t-shirts and jeans to work every day.
1:02 PM Sep 8th
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@ are you talking about chad?
10:27 AM Sep 8th
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@ Only go for the zicam if you can afford to use it for the rest of your life. The cold'll hit the sec you stop.
11:25 AM Sep 4th
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threw away the aforementioned Ring Pop after wearing it into the bathroom. it may be wearable candy, but that is just not okay.
3:30 PM Sep 1st
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@ You have to know that a tweeting and blogging lull = OMG MAYBE SHE'S PREGNANT. Miss you, love.
3:26 PM Sep 1st
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