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  1. Lollipop men: Imagine the fun you could have growing a beard & yelling "You shall not pass!" at approaching traffic… 34 minutes ago from Twittelator
  2. RT @nikhewitt: RT @clunfarm: Help change the lot of battery chickens everywhere - http://bit.ly/4TFEGv - Good cause @SparklyJem & I sub ... about 1 hour ago from API
  3. @Fauxred "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain..." about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Fauxred
  4. RT @newsrewired Come to #newsrw digital #journalism event 14:1:10. Follow @newsrewired & RT for chance to #win FlipHD http://is.gd/58NY8 about 3 hours ago from web
  5. "…hard core science flies you to the moon. Hard core religion flies you into buildings…" ~ just overheard in Passage Cafe, Clarkenwell. about 16 hours ago from Twittelator
  6. …my 1st wife was a vegan. Say no more. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  7. Free spinach tart at lunch, but spinach is kinda like anal sex. If you were forced to have it as a kid, you automaticly hate it as an adult… about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  8. Insomnia again. Without drugs, booze, or post coitus coma, my body has no fuckin' clue when to sleep… 5:06 PM Dec 2nd from Twittelator
  9. @likemycoffee Drop it & claim on the insurance? 6:52 AM Dec 2nd from Twittelator in reply to likemycoffee
  10. @Carole29 All these negative comments about religion & yet I just can't help myself, I fuckin' love Christmas :) 6:46 AM Dec 2nd from Twittelator in reply to Carole29
  11. So, isn't going to war over religion just like killing one another to see who's got the best imaginary friend? 6:38 AM Dec 2nd from Twittelator
  12. I just found out one of my collegues is a Jahovahs Witness! This is gonna be SO MUCH fun! :) 6:00 AM Dec 2nd from Twittelator
  13. @Carole29 They do 'coffee' ones now I hear. Why mess with a classic? Anyway, VERY nice. Guess we're only 3 months off Cream Egg season ;) 1:33 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator in reply to Carole29
  14. @Carole29 I did. You filthy dirty pusher :) 1:26 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator in reply to Carole29
  15. I slept with my 2nd wife again last weekend, & for once she let me go on top! I fucking love bunk beds. 1:20 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  16. RT @NickMB: BNP's freepost address is British Heritage FREEPOST. Costs them 42p every letter sent to them. So send them something. Heavy. 12:46 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  17. @Carole29 Someone here just said "I'm going out, does anyone want anything?" WALNUT WHIP! WALNUT WHIP! 7:37 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to Carole29
  18. @BunnyWarren1 Therin lies the difference between a 'man' & a 'gentleman'. Safe sex every time! …and anyway, accessories are fun ;) #red 5:55 AM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  19. First day of Winter? It's so bloody cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his *own* pockets. 5:50 AM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  20. @Carole29 I deeply covet your Walnut Whip (this is not a euphamisum, I really do). 5:47 AM Dec 1st from Twittelator in reply to Carole29