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  1. @tomselleck69 @baghutch understated "british" humo"u"r
  2. @tomselleck69 @baghutch we were gunna draw pubbs all over famous historical photos and portraits
  3. RT @baghutch: @SpringBreak1998 They also have control of their dick muscle so they can bob there penis up and down in protest.
  4. sooooo they often poop themselves in protest
  5. They start dealing meth and and soliciting street trannys, and the only thing these "ghosts in spandex" can control is there bowel movements
  6. These "veggiebots" initial control their own suits via continuous "brainscan" tech, but soon these suits develop AI + a bad attitude
  7. inventing things w/ @baghutch: A robotic spandex suit that can reanimate the "braindead."
  8. @tomselleck69 http://awp.diaart.org/km/usa/most.html
  9. @tomselleck69 blatantly support innocuous secrets
  10. "i forgot to eat tacos for lunch" http://translationparty.com/#6322062
  11. @tomselleck69 reality = parrots parroting parrots (neurons + atoms + the government)
  12. @tomselleck69 prolly not but interesting idea
  13. sorry mom.... (something happened) ^>__<^ http://twitpic.com/10wcsz
  14. turns out if you dry hump for long enough, its not very dry at all! I suggest renaming it to pants-humping or phumping for short
  15. "Perhaps you got lupus cause you hate yourself" lol thnaks for the "medical" (in quotes for irony) advice "doctor" (oops i did it again)
  16. {dogs} + {nogs} = The MULTIVERSe (where nogs = notdogs)
  17. @tomselleck69 congrats! http://bit.ly/bBadbL (welcome to your fu
  18. "I swear on the wet-head of my 1st case of gonorrhea"
  19. favorite b-ball team: the oklahoma city bombers
  20. @tomselleck69 http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20100122/wl_time/08599195464300