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  1. What do you tell a friend when she's heading to the hospital to give birth to a baby? Break a vagina?
  2. When I saw tonight's episode of The Hills was called "It's On Bitch," I looked at my husband and yelled, "It's on bitch!"
  3. Also: I'm excited that Stephanie Pratt befriended Kristin Cavalleri. Get ready for Single White Female all over again!!!
  4. Favorite Hard Knocks guy this year: Carson Palmer. Least favorite: Chad 85. Hey Chad 85, Rod Tidwell called, he wants his persona back!
  5. I only approve of Michael Vick's comeback if he donates half his salary to the Humane Society. Otherwise I hope he blows out both knees.
  6. Final Bach thought: I hope Ed's victory doesn't mean that V-neck t-shirts with a forest of protruding chest hair is making a comeback!
  7. Hey Reid--next time you surprise-propose, don't wear a suit with no tie and white tennis shoes. Could have been the dealbreaker. I mean it.
  8. Jillian and Ed can't make it: she has so much style and he dresses like Richard Simmons crossed with a Croatian tourist.
  9. Bachelor wrap: Jillian picking Ed over Reid was like watching someone pick pie over cake. Didn't know a life decision could take 10 mins.
  10. You are not fooling me Wes! http://tinyurl.com/m7kx7y
  11. Real World Cancun--Bronnie looks like a good-looking Butthead doesn't he? I can't wait for him to break out a gray AC/DC shirt!
  12. If Ted Bundy were one of the Bachelorette contestants, how many episodes would have passed before Jillian became suspicious? I say 7.
  13. Jillian must be colorblind with all the red flags she missed. Even my daughter figured out Wes was there for the wrong reasons and she's 4.
  14. Breaking news: My son ate 6 bites of a grilled sausage yesterday and liked it. I think there is hope he might like hotdogs!!!!!
  15. BTW what's better than a bucket of hot movie popcorn with M+M's mixed in? And what's worse than chocolate popcorn burps during a 5-mile run?
  16. My face still hurts from seeing The Hangover last night. I would like to resign as Sports Gal and become "Mrs. Galifianakis."
  17. I feel like I've failed as a mom because neither of my kids eat hot dogs!!!! How is this possible?? They both have "I love hot dogs" DNA.
  18. I meant 6 degrees, not 6 percent. Just learned that if you hold the Alt key and 0, you can make a ยบ sign.
  19. I used to think Kevin Bacon was hot! After seeing him courtside at a b-ball playoff and on "Idol"-I think he's 6% from becoming a woman.
  20. Ran into Sanford from Sex & City buying gross sausage at the 99 Cent Store yesterday. Debating whether to tell Carrie Bradshaw and Miranda.