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  1. Corporations r such hypocrits: Accenture fires Tiger yet Sprint uses Flava Flav. Tell me there isn't something fuckd up with this???
  2. NFL MVP's: Peyton, David Rivers and Aaron Rogers. Love Bret Farve! But he has a much better team than any of the others!
  3. Amazed on an NFL Sunday, ESPN is doing an epic re cap of all their Billards archives. Who cares about the Black Widow vs some trucker chix?
  4. I'm watching Man v Wild. Oddly, I'm cheering for the Wild! This guy is a freak!! Plus its all shot on a studio back lot I bet!!
  5. Just realized the power of Disney. Made duck 4 dinner + my 9 yr old ran out of the room screaming that I killed Donald Duck!
  6. Jets hanging tuff! Go Gang Green!!!
  7. Just can't beat taking a day to do nothing! Happens so rarely! I cherish it.
  8. ESPN movie on Univ of Miami was amazing! NO college better than the U in the late 80/early 90s! Sick talent, real personalities!
  9. As I've said Reggie Bush is like the hot Playboy model in the middle of the desert! A mirage! Bailed w an injury early in a loss!
  10. After visiting my supermarket's bathroom I'm making a list of the grossiest places: gas station, supermarket, port a potty in central park.
  11. Pearl Jam live and acoustic blasting in the car is almost religious!!!!
  12. Funniest interview: Eddie Murphy saying he would "like to be Prince but only for 1 nite, cuz he is only 5' 4"". Classic!
  13. Nothing like being the first one up and starting a roaring fire in the fireplace. The hiss and crackle is a symphony!
  14. Neighbor has like 20 crosses facing my house. I'm alll about freedom of religion but I think he is sending a msg for sure!!!
  15. I'm the iron chef of my house! Lamb chops broiled, roasted potatoes and fetticini alfredo!!! Love thy carbs!!!
  16. 31 degrees out and I'm on a friggin ice cream run. So my life
  17. Discovery has Lobsterman, Deadliest Catch/Crabs, Swords: life on a line. When do we get Pigs, slaughter the swine? Attack of the Turkeys!
  18. I just turned on Monster Jam on Speed channel. I'm pretty sure everyone there is drunk and unemployed! Geeat demographic!
  19. I am exactly 5 days from going on a bad ass vacation! I can't decide if I should tan or diet first?
  20. I think Tiger just called me. Well I can't be sure. It sounded like him. Kept calling me me baby and he apologized. Oh well