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Getting Twitter off my goddamn smartphone
Memo to self: Martin Wynne's #3
The only time I twitter anymore seems to be when I am outside the bar, smoking. Outside the bar, smoking.
How come I can't just page down to get all my tweets when I'm smokin' in the dark 'n' cold? Huh? Huh?
Standing next to sad, poor heater that seems to be always on, whether or not someone is actually out here. Heating up the sky, perhaps.
Covered in snow.
CHILL MIDWESTERN BLAST AGH
standing out in the freeze, smoking, and my fiddle mentor is dying. Happy freakin' new year. :-(
waiting for Well-Done Juicy Duck
Holy crap, did I type "baling water" earlier? That would be hard to do with water.
@substitute: I'm in the same sleep-dep boat! And baling water like crazy right now.
late-night/early-morning editing: a procrastinator is me
fiddling while my manuscript burns
wondering about the best way to digitise music I have on cassette
at Irish trad session. The pope and a giant glass of Guinness just walked in.
going to the tobacconist with a pocketful of one-dollar bills
motion to bliss
being asked what we ordered at the Thai place, which is inexplicably busy right now
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