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  1. joel to my mom "yeah, it's hard out there for a pimp"
  2. explaining the ballcuzzi to dinner guests
  3. @jpdef Really moving post. As for not tweeting on the subject, if it helps you keep doing it. Fuck somebody that would complain about that.
  4. Easily avoidable if my family would open their minds.
  5. That exclamation was due to the fracas over the pan & should not be held against hot pumpkin pie as a whole.
  6. I don't understand what people have against eating hot pumpkin p---Owwww!
  7. @shipspencer can you DM me your meme idea?
  8. heading out to Father's Office in Culver City in a bit to meet Paulos. Feel free to join.
  9. RT @derekmoss: Overheard at the market: "Sir? Why are you writing down our conversation? Sir! get back here...! [inaudible]" hilarious!
  10. @Oeming They'll never let that monkey sex thing go. It's going to be on your tombstones. I'm unbelievably excited for tomorrow.
  11. Loving the new @grillemalltruck art by Andy Anderson http://bit.ly/5zAjHC That menu also getting better every day.
  12. @fecalface Oh, I still use mine every day. Now I use it in conjunction with a pan though. Best invention since meat.
  13. @fecalface I didn't have to touch a pot or pan for the entirety of my college "career" thanks to George.
  14. Following @poshy has probably been the most educational experience I've had in five years.
  15. lstening to my parents argue about when my dad mis set the table. see how I've already put it in terms where my dad has lost?
  16. I'm actually in a pretty good mood though, more upset about phone problems than anything else.
  17. an hour ago i was actually sitting on a plane, now I'm back at the airport trying to get a standby seat.
  18. I can almost see it! ah it's gone. so close.
  19. Pretty sure this plane is fgoing o be missed.
  20. Flight also leaves an hour earlier than i thought. #facepalm