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  1. @roogie Looks just like yesterday's
  2. If I take a shit in the forest will the bears make a sound?
  3. @outlawjn And 12 days from now you will be fired.
  4. @jcvert1 Needed it quicker than waiting for it to show up on CBS.com. Ended up getting it late last night from The Bay.
  5. Are you sure it's ok to name a worm Afrohorse?
  6. @outlawjn Buy that for me
  7. My wife's DVR fucked up and she missed Big Brother tonight. Anyone got it? She's driving me nuts.
  8. @tanzteach hmmm.... no.
  9. Safari update won't download. Not good. #fail
  10. @outlawjn I didn't go to the funeral. I'm too busy not being gay.
  11. If a black guy becomes a white guy, then touches little boys and gets away with it, then we should all be sad when he dies? #fail
  12. @outlawjn oh. Mine are pink. Twas someone else.
  13. @outlawjn What color were the pants?
  14. @outlawjn I seen a kid go head first into that fountain once. Made me giggle.
  15. This one was so foul I had to sneak off to a more private bathroom to let it loose. #twooping
  16. I only have nine toes! WTF happened last night?
  17. Kick out the jams, kick out your mother.
  18. "ever whisper sweet nothings to your girl to cover a fart?" (via @iamTWOOPING)
  19. @tanzteach @jcvert1 I don't get to work today because union rules say they HAVE to pay me overtime. Be glad you're on the clock!
  20. @roogie Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks http://bit.ly/vsz4H (via @TheOnion)