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@roogie Looks just like yesterday's12:25 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to roogie
If I take a shit in the forest will the bears make a sound?6:03 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@outlawjn And 12 days from now you will be fired.11:14 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
@jcvert1 Needed it quicker than waiting for it to show up on CBS.com. Ended up getting it late last night from The Bay.7:00 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to jcvert1
Are you sure it's ok to name a worm Afrohorse?7:41 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
@outlawjn Buy that for me7:21 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
My wife's DVR fucked up and she missed Big Brother tonight. Anyone got it? She's driving me nuts.7:17 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
@tanzteach hmmm.... no.6:51 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to tanzteach
Safari update won't download. Not good. #fail7:26 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
@outlawjn I didn't go to the funeral. I'm too busy not being gay.12:08 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
If a black guy becomes a white guy, then touches little boys and gets away with it, then we should all be sad when he dies? #fail8:59 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
@outlawjn oh. Mine are pink. Twas someone else.4:53 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
@outlawjn What color were the pants?1:01 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
@outlawjn I seen a kid go head first into that fountain once. Made me giggle.12:14 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to outlawjn
This one was so foul I had to sneak off to a more private bathroom to let it loose. #twooping6:41 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
I only have nine toes! WTF happened last night?4:52 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
Kick out the jams, kick out your mother.8:48 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
"ever whisper sweet nothings to your girl to cover a fart?" (via @iamTWOOPING)7:30 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@tanzteach @jcvert1 I don't get to work today because union rules say they HAVE to pay me overtime. Be glad you're on the clock!11:32 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to tanzteach
@roogie Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks http://bit.ly/vsz4H (via @TheOnion)6:42 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie