spillitgirl
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being without a furnace on the coldest day we've had this season makes me feel sorry for those without warm homes, as well as myself.
4:32 AM Dec 10th
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i love living in a country whose president's facial expressions are perfect for hilarious captions.
7:24 AM Dec 7th
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My interest in twitter has been reinvigorated as the local brewery is offering free mug club memberships if I see them tweet.
5:58 AM Dec 4th
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The fun thing about being an immunologist is knowing that a rust-covered fork can't give me tetanus if I use it to eat old, warm-ish chinese
1:34 PM Nov 30th
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What should I do if I think I have the flu? Unrelated question: does beer relieve flu-like symptoms?
3:12 PM Nov 23rd
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Really newsweek? You have KIM KARDASHIAN do a blurb for why Twitter changes the way we think?
1:19 PM Nov 19th
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for the first time, i am secure enough with myself to buy jeans from walmart and not be afraid i'll be made fun of. growing up rules.
5:52 PM Nov 15th
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Detroit station used to be country, now fun dance music. This is God telling me He loves me and will take my side in fights with the fiance.
5:21 AM Nov 13th
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fiance gone so i'm okay hanging out at work very late instead of going home to a scary haunted house. Because it truly is haunted.
3:06 PM Nov 12th
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bought and paid for carpet, installed in 10 days. Until then, I'll be vomiting with anxiety. What if Pueblo isn't the right color? omg.
7:58 PM Nov 11th
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we hung a cabinet. for those of us who did not contribute to the actual stud-finding and heavy-object-hanging, it's such a great joy!
4:46 PM Nov 10th
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serious question: does George Lucas own the word, "droid?" that is badass. does everyone fully understand the implications involved here?!
10:32 AM Nov 6th
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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DECIDE ON A SET OF DAMN DISHES FOR MY WEDDING. Macy's is a douche for making such charming yet affordable dinnerware.
3:14 PM Nov 5th
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I have an uneducated assumption that Microsoft basically invented drag-and-drop. BOOM. microsoft wins (or, won, back in the 90s).
8:12 AM Nov 3rd
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The more celebrities I follow the more I think I'm not even interested in grad school.
6:19 PM Oct 29th
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it's easy to feel mopey when people say you're funny but don't know anything about twitter. i'll never be ANYTHING but an immunologist...
4:07 PM Oct 28th
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if you start a rumor on twitter, is it a ... twomor? No. Eets naht a twomor.
12:59 PM Oct 21st
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There was something I had to do today. What was it?.... Ah yes. Work.
10:38 AM Oct 19th
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Stephanie Meyers for Nobel Prize in Literature, otherwise we invade the Swedes. Who's with me?!
8:47 AM Oct 7th
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i bought a fridge today. NO. I FINANCED a fridge today.
5:54 PM Sep 7th
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- Name Heather Grifka
- Location Ann Arbor, MI
- Bio The name references my latent desire to gossip despite having no friends. Also, I spill food all over myself. All the time.
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