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  1. Two dishes done. Sweet potatoes cooking. Bring on the innaugural Field-Schetterer-Foster-Farnsworth Thanksgiving!
  2. @mapgirlsfc What?? The Lego advent calendar involves a CONTEST?! Is this why people are going loony for it at my crappy retail job?
  3. Answered a call at work to hear, "GET'CHO SHITTY ASS UP IN'DA BAFFROOM!" Then she asked about fireplace screens.So that's my life right now.
  4. Me: "Trying to open a PageMaker document in Publisher is like trying to stuff an octopus into a change purse." My brain is weird.
  5. @balkandishlex dude, you look like a well-groomed Unibomber. Or a really pervy cop.
  6. Yay! It's whiskey-and-egg-nog season. Also, Great Lakes Christmas Ale season. 'Tis the season for boozing, my friends.
  7. Star Trek DVD acquired. If I pull in the driveway without it, @farns418 will lock me out of the house.
  8. Oh. My. God. Marc just tried to argue that Dust in the Wind was written by THE SCORPIONS. How did I marry this man?
  9. Why is Jon Gruden doing what appears to be an impression of a bear?
  10. Drinking on the porch. Thank you, November, for the warm weather. Didn't think there would be another wine-on-the-deck night this Fall.
  11. @luluwrinkles I love you enough that I'm willing to make Christmas Ale arrive at your doorstep. Reply if interested.
  12. Bus stop: Crazy white guy in a Kangol hat just tried to organize a "motherfucking protest" because bus was late. Dude? Welcome to the RTA.
  13. Very worried for one of my best friends. Hey, little baby girls? Stay in that womb for a while longer, ok?
  14. Cafe: Man expounding on polytheism & how Lennon's "Imagine" worldview would "flatten" society. All that's missing is the aluminum foil hat.
  15. Mac geeks: I wanna (finally) upgrade my T-Mobile, jailbroken, unlocked iPhone to 3.0+. Can I update via iTunes? Or will I brick my phone?
  16. Going out for @ezrikai's send-off. Costume? I'll be dressed as a 33-year-old who can't remember the last time she was in a bar past 11 p.m.
  17. I know better than to go to Trader Joe's while hungry, but I did it anyway. Freezer is now up to its ass in ganache cake and paneer.
  18. Ok, I'm doing it. I'm finally gonna watch Casablanca. Bring on the Bogey.
  19. Seasonal dept. at CrapJob a hideous hybrid of Xmas & Halloween sounds. Bing Crosby mixed w/ shreiking goblin toys. Result: brain hemmhorage.
  20. I'm sick and watching a History Channel documentary on the Dark Ages. Bubonic plague talk seems appropriate while I'm coughing up a lung.