Spiegelmania
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I would never have known that woman is bat-scat insane if I hadn't seen her pushing a cat in a pram.
about 8 hours ago
via txt
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What's the difference between a staircase and a stairwell? Better yet, don't tell me, I'd like to spend my life ignorant of this fact.
about 9 hours ago
via web
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@ But I finally have a decent photo. Look! Cesar Chavez wants to eat my head!
about 13 hours ago
via web
in reply to jacobsirof
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I just discovered the secret to life: Be shitty to everyone.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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Might have left my sandwich at your house. Could you check? Turkey & swiss, onions, tomato, mayo, no lettuce, nice roll, could you heat it?
about 13 hours ago
via web
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,, can't we all just eat along..
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Thanks to this great new , I lost 575 pounds. Now I’m an . Oh, no! Here comes a !
about 15 hours ago
via web
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Like! Like! I have too many Likes! I have more Likes than there are posts on Facebook!
about 15 hours ago
via web
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@ will you be at @ tonight?
about 17 hours ago
via web
in reply to fivetenburger
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"Ach, they let you read the magazines for free, no wonder Border's Books closed!" - Future You.
about 17 hours ago
via web
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Crate & Barrel sells neither crates nor barrels!!!
about 17 hours ago
via web
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If a tree falls down in the woods and there's no one's around to hear it, it's b/c I knocked it down with a punch, for I'm the Tree Puncher!
8:12 PM May 28th
via web
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The Matrix movies would be a lot funnier with a laugh track.
7:20 PM May 28th
via web
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I'd pay about 75 dollars worth of the world's most expensive hamburger.
5:48 PM May 28th
via web
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Your mom walks into a bar, orders a $10 cocktail. "It's on me," said the bartender. "I still owe you from last night."
10:22 AM May 28th
via web
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@ It was supposed to be my last heist before retirement.
9:40 AM May 28th
via web
in reply to OSheaComputer
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What do you get when you cross Coca-Cola with Pepsi Cola? Really sweet RC Cola.
8:17 AM May 28th
via web
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Boat food is people food you eat on boats.
12:59 AM May 28th
via web
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The hipper bridge is the Bay Bridge.
4:46 PM May 27th
via web
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The Golden Gate Bridge: Ruining Marin County's View for 75 Years
1:07 PM May 27th
via twitterfeed
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- Name Mike Spiegelman
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://witstream....
- Bio Dear Parade Magazine's Personality Parade by Walter Scott: my wife and I are big fans of William Katt. http://luggagetuesdays.com
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