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  1. I *may* hate Timothy Treadwell more than the bear who ate his stupid ass. 6:28 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie
  2. Jeez! This place is practically giving these Christmas trees away! 4:03 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  3. All day long I've been walking around thinking today feels like a Saturday. 3:59 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  4. Not a fucking thing. 1:46 AM Dec 26th from Xbox LIVE
  5. Hit Me!!! - Music To Get Over Your Dysfunky-Ass Family To. HAPPY HOLIDAYS HEATHENS!!! eLove & iKisses, Spiddy... http://tumblr.com/xwn4yz518 6:23 PM Dec 25th from Tumblr
  6. I dunno. I didnt check. Still. I want you to play wif me. MORE! 1:29 PM Dec 25th from txt
  7. http://twitpic.com/v2s8y - CHRISTMAS PARTY! HOORAY! 7:35 PM Dec 24th from TwitPic
  8. Francis Coppola: "You can have Godfather 1 2 & 3 on BluRay for $49 today, or just 1 & 2 for $55 in Feb... OH WOULJA PLEASE JUST WATCH #3???" 7:28 PM Dec 24th from web
  9. I've put all my dirty dishes on the floor, turned on the Roomba and hid in the attic. Shhhh! 8:21 PM Dec 23rd from API
  10. @MugOfGasoline Ewww! Why would I swallow a video game? 7:38 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to MugOfGasoline
  11. @SantaClaus I've had MY ass handed to me all year so how 'bout it...? Matta' fact, don't even bother to wrap it. http://twitpic.com/uwcsm 7:37 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  12. Frankly, the only way you'll find me out of those blue areas is if I'm a hostage. And 911 is reachable everywhere. http://twitpic.com/uw81p 7:14 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  13. My father and I are estranged, I'm very attractive and I'm highly insecure. Fellas...? 7:13 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  14. Jesus Jenkins. The movie "Obsessed" is fucking horrifically bad it may have given me the AIDS. 2:20 AM Dec 23rd from web
  15. Christmas in LA is so depressing. How can I enjoy it without visions of drunks navigating icy sidewalks dancing in my head? 12:56 AM Dec 23rd from web
  16. Video: What Are The Rules In The Game of Rape? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Years ago when To Catch A... http://tumblr.com/xwn4wbbjg 7:54 PM Dec 22nd from Tumblr
  17. Video: An endless stream of Mystery Science Theater 3000 just for you. Yeah, d-bags. You’re welcome. http://tumblr.com/xwn4vljgs 3:34 AM Dec 22nd from Tumblr
  18. It's hard to masturbate to Benicio Del Toro in "Excess Baggage" because it's such a god-awful movie. But somehow I pull it off. 12:54 AM Dec 22nd from Birdhouse
  19. A lot of your mom jokes just make me feel relieved that a woman her age is getting more action than me. 4:45 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  20. @Favvvstar This was the Tweet that began a Twitter celebrity death match of amaZzzzzzzzzz 4:34 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to Favvvstar