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  1. Photoset: Rest in Peace Paint. http://tumblr.com/xwn2cejep
  2. Audio: Dorothy Parker explains the process of writing. http://tumblr.com/xwn2cdl5w
  3. @jmakar169 Ouch. You sure told me what-for. Maybe Ken Seeley will send you a signed copy of his ghost-written book as a reward.
  4. @jmakar169 WTF? Since when is Intervention about making the family feel like the addict met THEIR goals? GTFO.
  5. Honestly, Don Rickles would have a higher success rate than @kenseeley has been achieving. Also: better show.
  6. @jmakar169 Me too, because @kenseeley turned that into a total buttfuck-a-thon from jump street. Sorry.
  7. @KenSeeley That was THE WORST actual intervention I've ever seen. You handled that so egregiously I'm guessing you must be back on drugs.
  8. I need to move to a country where every non-alcoholic beverage doesn't taste like someone dropped their gum in my apple juice.
  9. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xwn2by400
  10. I hate the idea of being discovered in a dirty house.
  11. Photo: You had me at hola. http://tumblr.com/xwn2bwdfn
  12. I'm hungry for pizza again.
  13. I don't think I've ever regretted a pizza so much in my life.
  14. I don't think I've ever been so happy to see a pizza in my life.
  15. Audio: I truly sympathize with Orson. But the internet would have killed him. http://tumblr.com/xwn2bm4h0
  16. Photo: “Hollywood is Hollywood. There’s nothing you can say about it that isn’t true, good or bad. And if you... http://tumblr.com/xwn2bgnvu
  17. Video: I hit play on this. FML. theduty: http://tumblr.com/xwn2b5mm4
  18. Photo: Holy shit. He really did post my secret. Well goddamn. blogsecret: http://tumblr.com/xwn2b3dtl
  19. Photo: Meanwhile, this is just the most lovely, drool-worthy, idea I’ve seen in weeks. Sublime.... http://tumblr.com/xwn2axsy9
  20. Photo: Does anyone know if Firefox still offers the feature of browsing the Internet? http://tumblr.com/xwn2apmjl