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I *may* hate Timothy Treadwell more than the bear who ate his stupid ass.6:28 AM Dec 27thfrom Tweetie
Jeez! This place is practically giving these Christmas trees away!4:03 PM Dec 26thfrom Tweetie
All day long I've been walking around thinking today feels like a Saturday.3:59 PM Dec 26thfrom Tweetie
Francis Coppola: "You can have Godfather 1 2 & 3 on BluRay for $49 today, or just 1 & 2 for $55 in Feb... OH WOULJA PLEASE JUST WATCH #3???"7:28 PM Dec 24thfrom web
I've put all my dirty dishes on the floor, turned on the Roomba and hid in the attic. Shhhh!8:21 PM Dec 23rdfrom API
It's hard to masturbate to Benicio Del Toro in "Excess Baggage" because it's such a god-awful movie.
But somehow I pull it off.12:54 AM Dec 22ndfrom Birdhouse
A lot of your mom jokes just make me feel relieved that a woman her age is getting more action than me.4:45 PM Dec 21stfrom Tweetie