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  1. @tylercoates followed up with a Coatesian reply.
  2. @BTNMikeHall You know I hate to correct you on this but "speak" implies that you are talking when in actuality you are typing.
  3. Wowza, San Francisco has really steep hills. If Chicago is the city of big shoulders then San Fran is the city of big thighs.
  4. There are two types of people in this world: those that think there are two types of people and those that see that's bullshit.
  5. Emoticons that never caught on: snake with a top hat: <<{-------------
  6. Earnest Scared Stupid renders Spencer Stupid Happy.
  7. @joeavella I hope they play Runaway Clam!
  8. @KevinAllenCST Ask him if he filled in his SAT bubbles with spray painted gang signs. Or ask him what his favorite flower is.
  9. I'm friends with this guy on fb only cause we share the last name. I'm def the cooler one: Joey Ham just preordered the new Dan Brown book.
  10. Now this is the reason scientists invented Blu Ray!!!! http://bit.ly/CJUbU /
  11. I feel that anyone who uses the word 'ostentatious' when describing others are, in fact, quite ostentatious themselves.
  12. @BTNMikeHall Love it! This is also right up there: http://bit.ly/Xo5Gv
  13. @MultipleHogasms I'm just about to start season 4. I hope this is the one where they finally get rid of all that violence and drug trade!
  14. Burrito huts: places where hardworking Latinos from poor backgrounds reap fortunes from drunk affluent suburban pricks. I love it!
  15. True, Subway footlongs only cost $5. The catch, though? They taste like an armpit.
  16. Overheard someone geniunely ask another person if they've heard of the show Everybody Loves Raymond.
  17. @KevinAllenCST Country Error
  18. Whenever I go bowling I enter my name as Malcolm so that every time I get a strike the screen reads: Malcolm X! Malcolm X! Riots ensue.
  19. Rodeo Clown Joke #3: "The invisible man just married the invisible woman. They have children but they're nothing to look at."
  20. #2: I got pulled over and the officer said, ur eyes look bloodshot, u bin drinkin'? I replied: Ur eyes are glazed over, u bin eatin' donuts?