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glassdog
LIVING ROOM SCENE :: Palin "blah blah blah nucular blah blah..." Me "It's NUCLEAR! NUCLEAR! God! Damn!"
07:24 PM October 02, 2008
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hodgman
"Past is prologue"=a nice rejoinder to a pretty well scripted attack from Palin. That was a strong moment for Biden.
06:57 PM October 02, 2008
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buzz
Too-awesome-to-be-true Denver place sighting: Cowbobas (steakhouse + bubble tea). Insanity!
07:45 PM October 01, 2008
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Jordan_Morris
Sometimes when talking about "twitter" you will say "clitter" and embarrass yourself.
01:22 AM September 30, 2008
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zoetica
An Audi with a MUAD DIB license plate is the least strange thing I saw tonight.
01:02 AM September 28, 2008
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pagecrusher
The only way the condos in this neighborhood could go up faster is if they were doused in gasoline.
08:08 AM September 27, 2008
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adammathes
George Bush is our Tyler Turden. "Why do you think I blew up your economy?"
09:27 PM September 25, 2008
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lonelysandwich
My new haircut does amazing things for my self-confidence, the way it nicely frames my stupid fat face.
05:46 PM September 25, 2008
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sashafrerejones
HOLY SMURF. MY BOY CHRIS WILCHA WON TWO EMMYS FOR "THIS AMERICAN LIFE." FIREWORKS. TICKER TAPE. Yes!
08:33 PM September 21, 2008
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meowrey
On the journey to my shoulders, this "Katie Holmes bob" seems to have taken a left turn to "Anton Chigurh pageboy." Next stop: "The Rachel."
07:46 PM September 21, 2008
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youngamerican
They should just change all the acting categories in the Emmys to "Famousness in a Supporting Role," "Lead Famousness," etc.
06:56 PM September 21, 2008
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meowrey
"I might wife you and buy you nice whips." WIFE ME? You might WIFE me? Dude, I almost got WIFED on the 1 train for my sweet ass iPod touch.
12:53 PM September 19, 2008
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mccreath
It would be a lot easier to be patient with people if they weren't such assholes.
09:14 AM September 18, 2008
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anildash
Grown man in short-shorts,
one-inch inseams threatening.
"That," I say, "Is nuts."
10:43 PM September 16, 2008
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lindsayism
I'm way too old to have just yelled "5 minutes to Britney!"
05:57 PM September 07, 2008
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justjesse
all douched out. At least I'm fresh... DOWN THERE.
01:39 AM September 07, 2008
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meowrey
It's totally been a three-cigarette kind of day. (Mom, if you're reading this, this isn't MY tweet. I'm just..."holding it for a friend.")
07:11 PM September 04, 2008
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acoffey
feeling very jerry maguire after no coworkers have responded to vent email.
07:00 PM September 02, 2008
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evany
Standing in a long line of salad-eating business persons, experiencing dull pangs of "how did I get here?" midlife malaise.
12:00 PM August 25, 2008
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youngamerican
How long can I live on Cheez-its alone? On day four, having some really powerful experiences. The Cheez Coyote is very wise.
11:47 AM August 21, 2008
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