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I'm hydrating in preparation for all the wine later. I'll never forget that one t-giving when my hangover kicked in right after dinner.9:54 AM Nov 26thfrom txt
I somehow managed to set the oven on fire. I didn't know I had it in me.9:43 AM Nov 25thfrom web
Just made a successful grocery run. Managed not to kill anyone but I did see a hippy kneecap another hippy in the bulk spice aisle.3:44 PM Nov 24thfrom web
Lately I catch myself doing the Marge Simpson groan - unintentionally. I guess I'm just pretty dubious about stuff?3:34 PM Nov 23rdfrom txt
Talking on the phone actually helps me drive *better*.11:46 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
I went to an 80s theme party and overdid it on the easy cheese and ritz crackers.10:38 PM Nov 21stfrom web
I can't wait until the trend swings the other way and we start making words unnecessarily longer.8:57 AM Nov 19thfrom web