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  1. Partying with astronauts on Nasa Road 1!
  2. I'm hydrating in preparation for all the wine later. I'll never forget that one t-giving when my hangover kicked in right after dinner.
  3. I'm hydrating in
  4. I somehow managed to set the oven on fire. I didn't know I had it in me.
  5. Just made a successful grocery run. Managed not to kill anyone but I did see a hippy kneecap another hippy in the bulk spice aisle.
  6. Lately I catch myself doing the Marge Simpson groan - unintentionally. I guess I'm just pretty dubious about stuff?
  7. Talking on the phone actually helps me drive *better*.
  8. I went to an 80s theme party and overdid it on the easy cheese and ritz crackers.
  9. I can't wait until the trend swings the other way and we start making words unnecessarily longer.
  10. I think I just swallowed a bay leaf.
  11. @moleitau My people are swedish, so it makes sense.
  12. I'd love to go on a romantic getaway to the Hidden Valley and taste that flight of ranch dressings I've heard so much about.
  13. I would love to get up from my desk but both of my dogs' faces are resting precariously near the wheels of my chair. Stalkers.
  14. Sending #mathowielove across the wires. Be well Sir. (That's right, @mathowie has actually been Knighted by the internet.)
  15. Savoring the last moments with @bryanboyer until he jets off to a different hemisphere. http://flic.kr/p/7eZHsm
  16. My celeb-spotting drought is over. Jane Lynch is eating sushi next to me. Eek!
  17. Three cheers for @maura and her terrific work at Idolator! I sense a bright future considering her brains, talent and passion.
  18. Don't buy a glass house if you have ugly furniture.
  19. Did you notice that the internet is better lately? It's because @evany is writing again! http://www.evany.com/diary/
  20. Very proud of the work we (@xoxco) did on http://community.dooce.com Many thanks to @dooce and @blurbomat!