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  1. @Bookeater I tell you what. I'll go to the premiere and stab the tires of any car sporting a "Drives like a Cullen" bumper sticker.
  2. @mericlese I don't know. The emotionally fragile would just have to get their weepy, shimmering wang tales from a different hack.
  3. #newmoon Can't wait to get my soda, popcorn, and a comfy chair in the lobby. With luck, this Team Edward/Jacob bullshit goes Crips/Bloods.
  4. @RobertMiller are you saying that what the antagonist is sporting in panel 7 isn't long enough for you?
  5. @RobertMiller I think we had to forward the storyline before making it more wank-worthy for you. Our sincerest apologies.
  6. http://digs.by/mse Yeah, I'm doing everything I can to reverse it. So if you know a lonely ko-hottie, I can be reached here.
  7. @Ckaeteoh gangster? Traditionally, "gangster" put the words "organized" and "classy" with crime. I guess there's a new definition now.
  8. @groceryfiend "Mulcahy" is pronounced "badass" or "Mul-kay-hee" depending on which Irish borough you happen to be in at the moment.
  9. @prisoner06 Admittedly, the overhead for Honey Baked Orphans kept the books in the red far too long to be sustainable.
  10. tomorrow marks the largest daily transfer of calories since they closed the Honey Baked Ham near Rush Limbaugh.
  11. @B_Salisbury and being a vegetarian qualifies you to be guardian of the planet.
  12. @B_Salisbury the only way I have been challenged by that game is to hold the other two controllers with my feet. Prehensile equals style.
  13. @B_Salisbury perhaps, but as I recall NFL Blitz would require at least a modicum of skill.
  14. Dubbing a cartoon with your favorite music on YouTube is to art as flushing the toilet is to DIY home maintenance.
  15. @Faitattention No. Glitter has its place on the chest of third-rate strippers.
  16. @mericlese oh, she's 'working' something, alright: the spoiled teenage pseudo-goth and their money are soon parted.
  17. Vampires are interesting only when you aren't getting laid. Do contemporary fiction a favor and go catch syphilis.
  18. @B_Salisbury glad to be of service. Now get on that Russian homework. We'll need you for the remake of Red Dawn. Oops, it's China this time.
  19. @B_Salisbury Maybe the proper response is "Mind your own balls."
  20. @B_Salisbury Who knew that vocal awareness of your associate's testicular fortitude would be such a prolific meme?