speedysays
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Yeah, I'm doing everything I can to reverse it. So if you know a lonely ko-hottie, I can be reached here.
about 18 hours ago
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@ gangster? Traditionally, "gangster" put the words "organized" and "classy" with crime. I guess there's a new definition now.
4:16 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to Ckaeteoh
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@ "Mulcahy" is pronounced "badass" or "Mul-kay-hee" depending on which Irish borough you happen to be in at the moment.
4:10 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to groceryfiend
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@ Admittedly, the overhead for Honey Baked Orphans kept the books in the red far too long to be sustainable.
5:03 AM Oct 30th
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in reply to prisoner06
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tomorrow marks the largest daily transfer of calories since they closed the Honey Baked Ham near Rush Limbaugh.
4:16 AM Oct 30th
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@ and being a vegetarian qualifies you to be guardian of the planet.
4:04 AM Oct 30th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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@ the only way I have been challenged by that game is to hold the other two controllers with my feet. Prehensile equals style.
7:05 AM Oct 27th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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@ perhaps, but as I recall NFL Blitz would require at least a modicum of skill.
6:52 AM Oct 27th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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Dubbing a cartoon with your favorite music on YouTube is to art as flushing the toilet is to DIY home maintenance.
9:57 AM Oct 26th
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@ No. Glitter has its place on the chest of third-rate strippers.
8:05 AM Oct 12th
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in reply to Faitattention
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@ oh, she's 'working' something, alright: the spoiled teenage pseudo-goth and their money are soon parted.
7:58 AM Oct 12th
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in reply to mericlese
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Vampires are interesting only when you aren't getting laid. Do contemporary fiction a favor and go catch syphilis.
10:02 AM Oct 11th
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@ glad to be of service. Now get on that Russian homework. We'll need you for the remake of Red Dawn. Oops, it's China this time.
10:48 AM Oct 5th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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@ Maybe the proper response is "Mind your own balls."
10:35 AM Oct 5th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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@ Who knew that vocal awareness of your associate's testicular fortitude would be such a prolific meme?
10:34 AM Oct 5th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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@ If suddenly faced with an opportunity to use it, you can now plan for a better phrase. Not everyone is as funny as Zombieland.
10:23 AM Oct 5th
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in reply to B_Salisbury
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Dear Everyone: The phrase "nut up or shut up" had a shorter shelf life than raw tuna. Now it’s as potent a diuretic as week-old sushi.
10:15 AM Oct 5th
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@ adorable and able to defend myself. I'm a damned successful all-in-one package.
5:57 AM Oct 2nd
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in reply to jdepluva
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So. Chlamydia is killing off Koalas. Seriously.Not.My.Fault.
11:47 AM Sep 30th
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@ nothing unfortunate about it. How about this: pick a guy, I'll hit him with a brick. You drive him to a hospital. Instant romance.
3:58 AM Sep 28th
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in reply to jdepluva
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- Name Speedy
- Location Under Duress. Sans Eucalyptus.
- Web http://www.agirla...
- Bio Living the Misanthropic Dream likely in the vicinity of two hallucination-laden yokels.
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