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  1. is virtually virtual
  2. @pete_darby Yes, credit to the film makers for capturing the true essence of Tom Hanks there....
  3. OK. fed up of Writers' Block now - anyone got any suggestions for overcoming it (other than sheer hard work, of course :) ) ?
  4. @pete_darby did you reach it on the bi-polar express?
  5. is being told that smugacity and smugaciousness and prized qualities
  6. @shedside I didn't.
  7. Please tell me this is one of those made-up bits of journalism we hear about... http://bit.ly/66Tpyv You sad mothers.
  8. @shedside You should try not to form too close a bond with an image format. Imagine the pain when you have your first tiff.
  9. Question of the Day: Does being repeatedly kicked in the face by someone doing backstroke count as exercise?
  10. @pete_darby Not convinced that prisoners would be able to vote fish pie off the menu. (school council? it'll be a students' union next!)
  11. http://bit.ly/8ZXXDy The Daily Express probably wouldn't like this idea. Which can only be in its favour.
  12. prepared to accept, of course, that the Daily Express may have misrepresented him, owned and run as it is by unfertilized toad-spawn.
  13. Oh, and because extinctions happen naturally, we didn't kill the dodo or the moa. Proof that academics can be stupid too. (OK, obvious)
  14. http://bit.ly/5w9EPZ This man's arguments are like saying that because death occurs naturally, murder doesn't exist.
  15. Delightful spam: "If you had a larger thing in pants, your life would have been better."
  16. Right. That's why I don't chew gum. I'm in capable of keeping my lips out of the way. Ow! What a slack lipped fool.
  17. @pete_darby You are a micro-enterprise. Which sounds like a cross between the Fantastic Voyage & Star Trek. But I am assured it isn't.
  18. @dwhelton I'm sure it is really cool, and one day I will know what it is!
  19. @dwhelton Now I feel guilty for saying Double-You Tee Eff a few times last week.... :(
  20. @pete_darby You'll be writing a business plan next (shudder)