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jasonaaron
Midnight and still 90 degrees outside. I hate you summer, you sonuva bitch.
12:14 AM July 21, 2008
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CBCebulski
Clyde just freaked and attacked Lotto. It was Wild Fucking Kingdom here for a minute! Managed to break them up without any scratches.
02:41 PM July 18, 2008
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echuckles
Miss USA fell during last night's pageant overseas. best metaphor for the state of our nation ever.
12:48 PM July 14, 2008
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kpereira
Mom left me a voicemail. "What's a Donkey Punch?" She really shouldn't be watching Attack of the Show.
10:30 PM July 13, 2008
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ckwinny
Tweet credit to Woody Allen. Mad props, you old pedophile, you.
10:52 PM July 07, 2008
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communicatrix
Congratulations, Microsoft! I didn't think it was possible to slide further down my shit list, but you were up to the task!
03:30 PM July 07, 2008
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mattfraction
i'm on to you, alabama corn snake
02:00 AM July 03, 2008
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jimray
Scalia has the kind of subtlety and gravitas one would expect from a cockpunch. Related, if anyone runs across Scalia, cockpunch him for me.
10:08 AM June 12, 2008
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KrisMadison
Just devoured a bowl of brownie chunk ice cream. Apparently my sweet tooth overrides the shame of ill-fitting clothes.
07:24 PM June 02, 2008
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echuckles
met Coolio tonight. he asked me two crucial questions: "how old are you?" followed by "do you date black men?"
05:25 PM May 12, 2008
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kdj
G says: "If you name a kid 'void' no one could ever pay him with a check"
10:18 PM April 17, 2008
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tarabrown
Embarrassing moment of the day: projecting my PPT slides to 5 colleagues & IM pops up from @kevnull "you wanna try out a sex swing" OMG
03:12 PM April 16, 2008
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ckwinny
Sleeping ain't a city in China.
02:07 PM April 14, 2008
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echuckles
hey, hatrs: i made a flickr video for you! http://tinyurl.com/5ja3j8
09:04 PM April 13, 2008
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echuckles
thinking of buying a present for a homeless man's cat, but nothing for the homeless man. is this what it means to be in a recession?
09:20 AM April 03, 2008
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paige
When two people's stomachs gurgle at the same time, it reminds me of whales singing to each other.
12:13 PM April 02, 2008
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ckwinny
I'm not used to being the pitcher in the landlord/renter relationship. Weird showing people my (future not) home.
02:17 PM March 27, 2008
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echuckles
got an email today from FutureMe and boy, is she a biatch.
06:05 AM March 21, 2008
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popcandy
About to see, um, Super High Me. It's sort of like Super Size Me, but it's about a guy who smoked medicinal marijuana for 30 straight days.
06:48 PM March 07, 2008
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paige
A hug would be nice.
09:24 PM March 04, 2008
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