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Ah, time immemorial. Funny I remember British history being a bit more complicated than that3:18 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
I would dare to say that to a Maori. I'd be more polite though. #bbcqt3:17 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
@jenimartian and mine and then i'd tell him about my bahamas heritage and he'd have to wash out his mouth3:06 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
Is it just me or are Griffin's co-panellists a bit lightweight? #bbcqt3:05 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
Dear Mr Griffin, I am mixed race. Am I ineligible for ur club? Please clarify in case I ever take leave of my senses and try 2 join. #bbcqt3:04 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
In the world's third biggest meteorite crater. Thinking about going for a swim2:34 AM Mar 11thfrom txt
And now I am covered in water and coloured powder. So this is how Holi is celebrated. By attacking tourists7:28 PM Mar 10thfrom txt
Lots of people in Aurangabad have dyed themselves purple this morning. Two boys accosted me and rubbed purple on my face. Err... thanks?7:12 PM Mar 10thfrom txt