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  1. @mattjh2 On second thought, I guess it's not your fault. I blame @ryanobles.
  2. @mattjh2 Congrats on your network TV appearance. No Twitter mention, though?
  3. I think women don't want to date me because I have vertigo, but they might just be weirded out because I ask them to pee on me during sex.
  4. @kevinvplc If you go, that means I have to go. Don't expect me to behave. #SMCRVA
  5. Check out my best tweets at http://www.halloftweets.com... (With a tip of the hat to @talness and @elliottkember)
  6. Twitterbelle faves: @lisarahmat @stevewhitaker @Rayke @Erinmack @biorhythmist @sarcastickunt @plaid_lemur #followfriday
  7. Random excerpt from last night's dream: "so *that's* what unicorn poop smells like."
  8. @srslainey That happened to me last week and I just had to reset my wireless connection settings.
  9. Either I made the coffee too strong or I'm about to gain a superpower.
  10. D'oh! After a better replay, Obama did NOT throw a strike with the first pitch. I guess that's one thing that Dubya did better than he did.
  11. @shoppher Damn. I guess I'll need to try that strategy too.
  12. (I'm assuming that was a strike because Joe Buck said so. Fox didn't exactly have the best camerawork going.)
  13. I'm happy to see President Obama representing for the White Sox. At least he can throw a strike, unlike our pitching staff.
  14. I wouldn't mind finding a wise Latina with which I could "reach better conclusions."
  15. @mollybuckley I'm a big fan of @VPLC. Especially @kevinvplc. No reason.
  16. I just can't get myself excited about the GI Joe movie. Now you know. And knowing is half the oh forget it.
  17. @FanEffingTastic I want to star that but I know you'll be pissed if it gets Favrd with a typo of your own username.
  18. Upon hearing there's a Bojangles in Richmond now, I jumped up in celebration. My cholesterol level will be doing the same very shortly.
  19. #badsongsforgoodoral The Song That Doesn't End http://bit.ly/kovA
  20. @abigvictory You've got my vote, although it's really @dry_hump's meme.