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I think women don't want to date me because I have vertigo, but they might just be weirded out because I ask them to pee on me during sex.about 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
Either I made the coffee too strong or I'm about to gain a superpower.7:37 AM Jul 15thfrom web
D'oh! After a better replay, Obama did NOT throw a strike with the first pitch. I guess that's one thing that Dubya did better than he did.6:22 PM Jul 14thfrom Tweetie
(I'm assuming that was a strike because Joe Buck said so. Fox didn't exactly have the best camerawork going.)5:45 PM Jul 14thfrom Tweetie
I'm happy to see President Obama representing for the White Sox. At least he can throw a strike, unlike our pitching staff.5:42 PM Jul 14thfrom Tweetie
I wouldn't mind finding a wise Latina with which I could "reach better conclusions."10:27 AM Jul 14thfrom web
Upon hearing there's a Bojangles in Richmond now, I jumped up in celebration. My cholesterol level will be doing the same very shortly.12:14 PM Jul 13thfrom web
