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  1. My sincere thanks to everyone for the recent kind words. Unfortunately my cousin's body was found yesterday and I'm going on a Twitter break7:53 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. Thinking about crashing the school principals' conference at our hotel. All I need is a cheap-looking sportcoat and a bushy mustache.6:01 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  3. I'm in Williamsburg for three days at the same time @IsJonas is out of town for five days. What kind of cruel shit is that?11:17 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  4. Overheard my co-worker mention growing up in west Philadelphia and now I can't get the Fresh Prince theme song out of my head.12:16 PM Nov 2nd from web
  5. Let's get this straight, everybody: there is no such thing as a "first annual" event. The word is "inaugural."8:48 AM Nov 2nd from web
  6. Whatever, kid. I'm 31. I can just buy my own damn candy. I don't have to beg for it like a freaking hobo.3:37 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  7. You see, the Bono costume is meant to be a subtle reference to that song Vertigo and yes I am aware that nobody's going to get it.10:00 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  8. I'm going to attempt to dress up as Bono tonight but it will probably just come off as "douchebag with dumb hat and sunglasses."9:50 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  9. That last tweet was of course an homage to Night of the Living Dead, but if I have any followers named Barbara I hope it freaked them out.6:35 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  10. They're coming to get you, Barbara!6:28 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  11. Watching a made-for-TV remake of Rear Window and learning the true meaning of the word blasphemy.4:55 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  12. @EvrodCassimy Burton, MI. Just outside of Flint.6:23 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to EvrodCassimy
  13. My cousin is still missing so I don't feel like making jokes again yet, but I'm starring tweets again now. Be funny and cheer me up, mofos!5:54 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  14. People of Flint and Burton, #Michigan: please keep an eye out for my missing cousin. http://bit.ly/2hkGjY10:32 AM Oct 22nd from web
  15. This is the picture link for anyone in the mid-Michigan area who might be able to help locate my cousin. http://bit.ly/2hkGjY9:34 AM Oct 22nd from web
  16. Thank you to @mikemorrow, @ChiNurse, @stevewhitaker, @RexHuppke and @igotyourcrazy for helping to spread the pic of my missing cousin.9:31 AM Oct 22nd from web
  17. Our Bottoms Up pizzas have already been delivered and they smell really good but staff meeting isn't for 17 minutes why is life so cruel?10:13 AM Oct 20th from Brizzly
  18. The downside to being a fly on the wall is being a fly.9:05 AM Oct 20th from Brizzly
  19. No, YOUR the looser!8:20 AM Oct 20th from web
  20. The Simpsons is spoofing Hitchcock. I'm having a geekgasm as we speak.5:09 PM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  • Name Kevin
  • Location Richmond, VA
  • Web http://thevertigo...
  • Bio Webmonkey, dart shark, (Shockoe) Bottom dweller, all-around acquired taste.
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