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I finally just now got my invite for Google Wave, *riiight* when I stopped giving a shit about getting a Google Wave invite.
about 14 hours ago
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The best part of helping clean up after Thanksgiving dinner is getting to eat the leftovers before they become leftovers.
2:45 PM Nov 26th
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I would try to explain how our dinner conversation resulted in the concept of FutureBacon, but I think it's too awesome to even matter.
2:03 PM Nov 26th
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You know, Mulder and Scully would have had a lot more success with the X-Files if camera phones had existed in the mid-90's.
5:46 PM Nov 25th
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If @ has taught me anything, it's that people who don't have vertigo get out of the house a lot more than I do.
11:30 AM Nov 23rd
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@ The only problem with using the word pedantic is that it often makes one look pedantic. (The first definition, at least.)
6:23 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to shoppher
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You'd think that after 4 winters of working in this building, I would know to bring a jacket because it's freezing in here. You'd be wrong.
6:10 AM Nov 23rd
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Looks like the AT&T-Verizon commercial battle is going to be more competitive than the Michigan-Ohio State football game. Fuck.
11:23 AM Nov 21st
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Why do they even let Matt Millen back into the state of Michigan after what he did to the Lions?
Related: I might be pretty drunk already.
10:55 AM Nov 21st
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That thing on the bottom of my nose is not what you think it is. It's a tiny scar from a shaving cut. Seriously! Stop staring at it.
8:05 AM Nov 20th
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I got an email from a Google twin with the subject line "Hey your me!!!" His poor grammar is making us both look bad.
6:09 AM Nov 20th
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@ Nicely done. Or should I say "Spice-ly done"?
No, I'll stick with nicely done.
1:17 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to PhiStu
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Okay I'll stop now. (That was a sweet Miami Vice quote, though, huh?)
1:13 PM Nov 19th
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A Vice man once said, "It's like taking nose candy off a baby."
1:11 PM Nov 19th
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A Diceman once said, "Little Boy Blue...he needed the money!"
1:08 PM Nov 19th
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An Iceman once said, "You can be my wingman anytime."
1:05 PM Nov 19th
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@ Maybe some people aren't so superficial. Did you ever think of that? :)
11:47 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to shoppher
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A friendly local hobo has dubbed me "the tall man of soul." Yes, I am proud of it. I don't know anyone else who has a sweet hobo nickname.
5:40 PM Nov 18th
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The first person to make @ show up in my tweetstream via the new RT feature gets unfollowed. Actually, make that all who do it.
9:37 AM Nov 18th
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Forgot that I mixed in some SC&O chips with some regular Ruffles when I packed my lunch last night and I JUST BLEW MY OWN FUCKING MIND.
9:30 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Kevin
- Location Richmond, VA
- Web http://thevertigo...
- Bio Webmonkey, dart shark, (Shockoe) Bottom dweller, all-around acquired taste.
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