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  1. No homo, but...homo: going to an ex's place to pick up dirt for organic gardening.
  2. No homo, but....homo: @kelly_erin almost walking into a sign post checking out a lady suntanning herself
  3. @TurtleGirl Are you being entertained by Jello?
  4. RT @charliejane i have now seen a butch chihuahua singing "happy birthday" to @carolqueen. not sure how anything can top that.
  5. Oh and things that always make me happy, reading about @oyinhandmade & @exittheapple's Honey Baby: http://is.gd/OaH2
  6. New phrase of the summer: "No homo....but homo." @kelly_erin came up with it
  7. @wkatie And the lightning.
  8. RT @exittheapple seeds of doubt also benefit from attention,water & light so make sure u plant only seeds that u want to see grow
  9. @kelly_erin Where are the fireworks?
  10. @TheRotund That is some very intense disapproval from Saturday. Right now Madame disapproves of you blocking her sunbeam
  11. @lemurgoddess Will the big house have lots of s'mores?
  12. My belly is full. My toes are wriggly. My skin is moisturized. Life is good
  13. Women next to me engaging in extensive crazy cat lady convos. Strangely am not contributing
  14. RT @etana Girl on bus: "I came from I really rough school, I mean - 70% black...." #mbta
  15. @allpurposegirl *GASP*
  16. @thewanderingjew Awww you and the twins are INSANELY adorable.
  17. Possibly the only thing more awesome than talking to my big brother, is some delicious #moonfruit
  18. Dear Torrid. I bought a cute belt w/ a rose http://ow.ly/gC9W 6 hrs after I put the belt on, the rose fell off. WTF #torrid #fatshionista
  19. RT @ various fatties. Via the Fatshionista LJ comm, NPR's Top 10 Reasons Why The BMI Is Bogus: http://bit.ly/SyPAs Thanks, NPR!
  20. @emilytheslayer YOU KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MY TOMATO ARMY!