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Had a really lovely weekend. Lots of eating and drinking and chatting with friends, and lots of chilling. Just what I needed.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Brilliant :) http://bit.ly/ja69S2:46 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@christoph_84 it was a double act. That like saying ernie was a hanger on. Or cannon...1:42 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to christoph_84
I like Ronnie Corbett. He always just strikes me as an incredibly sweet human being.1:40 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
My little boy kept telling me he loved me today. I like days like that.1:38 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@charltonbrooker I think ronnie corbett's general awesomeness should be a match for morgan's overwhelming cuntiness. Surely.1:36 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to charltonbrooker
I think the main problem with xfuctor is that these poor saps start believing they're actually good. They're clearly not.1:31 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
I think I might watch this every week. It's quite theraputic1:28 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
Well, if he was going for emotionless vapidity, he's fucking nailed it #xfactor1:25 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
That was not fun. That was like being been concurrently being raped in the eyes, ears and face.1:15 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
Oh my fucking Christ. Ok. The world has clearly gone mad. I'm going to play rock band...1:11 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
Ahh john and Edward. These are the fuckos that won't stay out of the papers. I hope they die soon1:08 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@charltonbrooker I think inserting random "sodding" has a better feel about it1:07 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to charltonbrooker
I clearly just don't "get" xfuctor at all1:06 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
Out of morbid curiosity I just watched the last five minutes of #xfactor. Is that cunt warbling to Purple Rain the best it has to offer?1:05 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@surflogic Damn, that's annoying. Looked like an interesting con2:46 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to surflogic
Disney on Ice was surprisingly good. My daughter loved it, but Samuel's only comment was "I liked tinkerbell, but the show was too noisy"2:19 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
Off to the O2 to se Disney on Ice of some such nonsense. Free tickets and a private box! Woo!7:18 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
@NickDavies I had Donkey Konga. It was not Beatles Rock Band that's for sure :)4:24 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to NickDavies
@ErnestDoku Yeah I quite fancy that too. Although I think me buying another plastic musical instrument so quickly might cause divorce :)4:22 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to ErnestDoku