spacelordmother
This mother of invention would have created pain-relieving benzocaine as a dissolving strip. Del Pharm, you hear me?
| spacelordmother The mother of invention discovers that empty ice cream cones make effective mutes for noisy kids. Quack into one and see for yourself. |
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| spacelordmother All that makes me sound like an old fart, too. So, Re. Kopi Luwak: Civet? Your weasel dropped it, you sieve it. *snort* |
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| spacelordmother Lucky to be alive = one of us sent back his scallops w/ grapefruit (aka Citrus Supremes) because of a potentially fatal drug interaction. |
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| spacelordmother Tom Waits was profoundly amazing.Plus Great dining at Cafe Dupont in Birmingham. Lyrical moments: drugstore, hot night, lucky to be alive. |
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| spacelordmother @kungfuaddict I think I used the Neti pot incorrectly, gave myself a massive sinus... situation... and don't sleep well enough to get well. |
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| spacelordmother Say hello to my geeky side: fanchick going to see Tom Waits tonight with orchids, red shoes. |
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| spacelordmother Should point out, the first bumper sticker refers to UAV program at Redstone. Not divorce. Unless the two appeared on the same car, maybe. |
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| spacelordmother Seen on a bumper sticker: My other vehicle is UNMANNED. New favorite! Former fave: I'm No Longer With Stupid. |
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| spacelordmother Distractable. Thinking it would be fun to study the cowpaths worn into workplace carpet. Relative wear @ kitchen v. bathrooms? Men v. Women? |
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| spacelordmother Didn't realize a puff-sleeve pintucked blouse would look less fetchingly fresh and more frumpily FLDS. Fashion FAIL. Bonus for alliteration. |
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| spacelordmother Rob Dougan needs a hug. |
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| spacelordmother Discovering that my doc and one of his two partners have gone on vacation, just when many moms attempt to get kids immunized before school. |
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| spacelordmother Sense of smell slowly returning, and I catch myself doing double-sniff-takes constantly. Resembles the first day of (suspected) Lycanthropy. |
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| spacelordmother No lunch, so: Beg (coworker for change), scavenge (cake thing in the breakroom), or steal (son's prized chocolate bar in purse)...Scavenged. |
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| spacelordmother Seen on bumper: AlObama. Other possibilities: BarAckansas, New MexicObama, ObaMaryland. Preferred: ManitObama. |
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| spacelordmother Am not insulted that dearhub got me a Wii Fit kit. Bonus amusement when Wii Fit weighed and avatared him as a fatty, which he is so not. |
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| spacelordmother awoke at 0530 to the sound of my 3yo using scissors to unwrap my birthday presents that were set to surprise me on Saturday. A Wii! Early. |
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| spacelordmother sending my squeaky, creaky daybed to a new family. One with girl children. |
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| spacelordmother is thankful for water soluble carpet glue. Even though the footprints went a few yards only, not all the way to my door. |
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