@aliceharold @dan_ @kirstydare Todo bem?

is there a prize for most offensive use of quote marks? tgr.ph/t28MJ0 also impressed by: "woman cameraman"

@sprechensiedik That's a hell of a chat up line.

@DavePullen I watched Transformers 3. It was shit.

@DavePullen You bateria believe it

Learned a brazilian saying yesterday. "If you've already shit yourself, who cares about a fart?". Wise words.

@DavePullen You are very talented at breaking earphones.

@kitzstanza Hah, kitzstanza. Good one.

Atheists are often "a bit smug".Let's just call it even given The Crusades,The Dark Ages,jihads,child abuse,homophobia & family Christmases

@DavePullen jeez, super jealz. Where were you??

@DavePullen Top bants Davo. Top bants. I saw a dog in a hat piss on a log yesterday.

@DavePullen EU SOU BRASILERO! How's it going London man?

Getting used to being shy. Not sure it suits me.

Christmas jumper in august.

Down the pub with all the other unemployed scummers.

@CarolineStagg Weird, it's kind of tingling. Is that burnt toast I can smell?

Holding my P45

I remember when terms like 'loot' and 'swag' were reserved for Dungeons and Dragons players.

Ironically, iCal isnt rad.