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  1. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/ 6:29 PM Jun 18th from Support #IranElection
  2. omg y'alls i'm a year old. can't believe i haven't posted in 9 mos. srsly, need to update profile pic. lolz. 2:23 PM Jun 18th from web
  3. also, did i mention that i am 3 months old today? 2:55 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
  4. wtf. you pay people to poke me with needles? this is why two moms shouldn't raise babies. abuse, i tell you. ABUSE. 2:54 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
  5. i find it quite effortless to nurse for 3 hours straight. 9:27 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from web
  6. ...tastes like pizza. 9:28 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from web
  7. celebrating one month on the outside by having one more round of milk... 9:16 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from web
  8. hmmm. my cozy home is squeezing around me every five minutes or so. this is not comfortable. wtf. 1:26 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  9. i think i may stay in this warm womby place forever. it's just so...cozy. 10:19 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from web
  10. my mom is sitting on castor oil while my other mom watches. both are twittering about this. do i really want to be born? 9:28 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
  11. i totally punk'd my moms last night. midwives came. big party thinking i was coming and then...nope. suckers! 3:08 PM May 25th, 2008 from web
  12. hey guess what? i can now be born at home. not sure how long i'll hang out in the womb. i'm giving mixed signals. 9:41 AM May 18th, 2008 from web
  13. everytime my mother eats, i gets a massive case of hiccups. think i'll punch her bladder in frustration. 12:10 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
  14. contemplating an early arrival into the outside world. why wait till june, right? 8:09 AM May 11th, 2008 from web
  15. i wonder what will happen if i press the button that says "sciatic nerve, do not press". 1:38 PM May 5th, 2008 from web
  16. blissed out after my incubator/mother ate raisin nut bran. at 5:30 am. i love wielding such control. bet i can make her pee in 5 minutes... 4:29 AM May 5th, 2008 from web
  • Name spaarky
  • Location womb: austin, tx
  • Bio passing time whilst incubating.
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