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  1. I am ready for the pig roast.
  2. Hopefully THIS pair of boots fits or else it's back to the shopping thing... Again.
  3. I don't think I'll ever be warm again. 27*F in mid-October, WTF!
  4. Sketching out my life balance. WTF am I even doing here? I need a downtown gig.
  5. Old white lady w nasty long dreads, fat lady in motochair, fat pork lung lady, bike-riding balalaika dance guy. Schdy, this is your corner.
  6. I must say, I've never seen a cellist fatter than her instrument before. Something new every day.
  7. @rcolonna it has a dorsal fin. It entertains me so.
  8. @rcolonna Due to availability constraints, prolly a Volvo C30. Small butt, lots of ponies, good mileage for a turbo.
  9. @TrevorSayre srsly. It'll be great.
  10. @rcolonna There may be. I could also use 'your suv makes you look fat' depending how many fights I want to get in.
  11. @rcolonna Rumor has it it's because the Malta chipfabs are not securable sites yet.
  12. I need a good pro-bike sticker for the imminent car. "One Less Car", you think, for maximum confusion?
  13. Running 0.5hr late. Not the way to start my week. Crapcrapcrap.
  14. @rcolonna Talking at Happy Valley.
  15. Wow, Proctor's found a band that butchers No Doubt songs worse than No Doubt. Boooooo! #Albany
  16. It's 82 in Chicago, and 65 and grey here yet again. What the hell am I doing here.
  17. @rcolonna I still want blink tags for my HEY DUMBASS STOP SHITTING INTO MY DATA emails.
  18. @rcolonna Nope. And apparently it matters what business you're in for whether you get the company slogan or not too.
  19. @Nalroth it was the lack of lengthy sig detailing info available in our global contact database anyway.
  20. I can't believe you got paid to write a 2page email about my .sig file. Fucking HR