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soyster

  1. yeah yeah yeah baby yeah. yeah. i don't need no id for tesco. not going home
  2. somehow i made it through!
  3. i made in through the wilderness!
  4. do you love me do you love me i can mash potato i can mash potato i can do the twist i can do the twist hic
  5. @scoobydoofust up the gays and the red and the water. we're coming here in august. fuck nob.
  6. i've got hic cups in the gay. 3rd bottle red. drunk. i love Vicky too!.
  7. i'm drunk and happy with old friends who i love and miss so much. it's all about the gay. i love they gays. i'm a gay.
  8. i'm drunk i'm drunk
  9. Finally got around to listening to Kasabian's new album and it is SUPER DUPER FANTASTICO.
  10. Ok, I give in. Hope I don't get too drunk tonight...
  11. Should tidy myself up a bit, find clothes, etc. BUT. Never seen this Come Dine With Me. So. Y'know.
  12. @vics1981 Hmm. Maybe embracing them is the answer. Steroids?
  13. Perusing Nando's menu...best to be prepared...
  14. Work sux pay sux wan go home. But, on the plus side, going to Nandos for tea tonight. Yay. Chicken. Spicy chicken.
  15. @misswhiplash Eeeeee :)
  16. Wondering if @misswhiplash got her birfday post...
  17. @malakeas Hiyaaaa x
  18. Also, ballsacks, just remembered I'm at work at 1pm. Go go chicken eating.
  19. Far too hot for muggles like me. I need a wand, then I could make a little fan appear at the end of it.
  20. @justindunn I wish I had. I found myself in a post-Armageddon fragile emotional state. No more. It ends here. Harry's gone.