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  1. yeah yeah yeah baby yeah. yeah. i don't need no id for tesco. not going homeabout 9 hours ago from mobile web
  2. somehow i made it through!about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  3. i made in through the wilderness!about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  4. do you love me do you love me i can mash potato i can mash potato i can do the twist i can do the twist hicabout 10 hours ago from mobile web
  5. @scoobydoofust up the gays and the red and the water. we're coming here in august. fuck nob.about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  6. i've got hic cups in the gay. 3rd bottle red. drunk. i love Vicky too!.about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  7. i'm drunk and happy with old friends who i love and miss so much. it's all about the gay. i love they gays. i'm a gay.about 11 hours ago from mobile web
  8. i'm drunk i'm drunkabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
  9. Finally got around to listening to Kasabian's new album and it is SUPER DUPER FANTASTICO.about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. Ok, I give in. Hope I don't get too drunk tonight...about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Should tidy myself up a bit, find clothes, etc. BUT. Never seen this Come Dine With Me. So. Y'know.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @vics1981 Hmm. Maybe embracing them is the answer. Steroids?about 18 hours ago from web in reply to vics1981
  13. Perusing Nando's menu...best to be prepared...about 21 hours ago from web
  14. Work sux pay sux wan go home. But, on the plus side, going to Nandos for tea tonight. Yay. Chicken. Spicy chicken.about 21 hours ago from web
  15. @misswhiplash Eeeeee :)about 21 hours ago from web in reply to misswhiplash
  16. Wondering if @misswhiplash got her birfday post...about 21 hours ago from web
  17. @malakeas Hiyaaaa xabout 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to malakeas
  18. Also, ballsacks, just remembered I'm at work at 1pm. Go go chicken eating.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. Far too hot for muggles like me. I need a wand, then I could make a little fan appear at the end of it.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. @justindunn I wish I had. I found myself in a post-Armageddon fragile emotional state. No more. It ends here. Harry's gone.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to justindunn
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  • Bio Chocolate, fish, perpetuus alumno.
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