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@ Boom Dawg Diggety!
9:37 PM Jun 4th
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New challenge: Find words or phrases that DON'T work on @. I just discovered "wunder pup".
9:34 PM Jun 4th
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And the award for best dramatic performance goes to:
9:30 PM Jun 4th
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@ I am getting out of control.
9:28 PM Jun 4th
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@ Tits McGee
9:25 PM Jun 4th
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@ Manties!
9:22 PM Jun 4th
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9:17 PM Jun 4th
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9:10 PM Jun 4th
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Damage control is slowly eating my soul.
6:38 PM Jun 1st
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Amen, sister. Realize you are beautiful and you will be beautiful.
3:57 PM May 31st
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Me, after staying up way too late talking: "Damn you, Lucy. You are a distraction." Lucy: "I am not a distraction. I made you normal."
12:07 AM May 18th
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I choose to worry only about that which I know I can change. Spiders chewing on my face while I sleep is not really one of those things.
3:43 PM May 17th
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@ You could just say "got done seeing __any book-->movie adaptation__ ...save your money, read the book". It would be accurate.
11:01 PM May 15th
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I should have been in bed two hours ago. My current tiredness knows few bounds. 0600 is going to come too soon.
11:00 PM May 15th
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I forgot my laptop at work on Friday. At first, I thought that was going to be a problem, but it doesn't seem to have really set me back.
8:38 PM May 3rd
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If I had a point scale of things about guys that attract me, XKCD readership would be worth something.
8:18 PM May 3rd
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I create a Pandora station on a brand new song I like, and it pulls up a bunch of oldies but goodies. That's pretty awesome.
8:16 PM May 3rd
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It is never too early to think ahead. This is why, as an E-3, I am already taking notes on personnel management. And I'm learning a LOT.
3:40 PM May 3rd
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"What Did I Do To Deserve This?" - a fun game of hindsight analysis and karmic retribution
3:13 PM May 3rd
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My best friend set up me up a dating profile and it scores me more hits than anyone should ever deserve. I <3 that boy.
2:58 PM May 3rd
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- Name Carla
- Location USCGC Aspen, San Francisco, CA
- Web http://souzaqueen...
- Bio I used to be a marine biologist. Now I'm in the Coast Guard. Semper paratus!
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