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someecards
This financial crisis is so massive that I don't think even Bush getting personally involved could make it worse. http://www.someecards.com
about 18 hours ago
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dkr
can't beleive @sourjayne invited @magnetbox on our date! :p
06:29 PM October 11, 2008
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Aubs
Also, they are selling techno sheep ringtones on MTV here. Because nothing says "incoming call" like Oontz Oontz Baaaaaa.
01:07 PM October 11, 2008
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gperez
"This is a complex stink; it's cheesy, corpsey, kind of footy."
10:18 PM October 10, 2008
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ev
Fun thing to say at a Twitter meeting: "I'm not following you."
02:22 PM October 10, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Prediction: within a year, Obama will become the first African-American to grace the cover of O Magazine whose name is not Oprah.
11:40 AM October 10, 2008
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andypixel
Cheers to Connecticut, third state in the union to realize that human beings should be able to marry other human beings
11:21 AM October 10, 2008
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mintchaos
It's going to be a sad day when the goat cheese runs out.
11:18 AM October 10, 2008
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jimray
In Philly for lunch with @gruber, where I will stay off his lawn and put the Jim in jiminy.
09:02 AM October 10, 2008
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weskimcom
I'm probably going to regret this in the morning, but man, felt good to get it off my chest: http://weskimcom.tumblr.com...
10:36 PM October 09, 2008
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gruber
Palin issues report clearing herself of wrongdoing. I'm about to issue a report clearing myself of having too much to drink.
10:30 PM October 09, 2008
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someecards
Sorry you think Obama is a dangerous Muslim extremist and hope it's not too much of a hassle to leave the country if he wins.
06:01 PM October 09, 2008
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SeoulBrother
It's clear to me that if the Dow keeps sinking lower, our best hope for recovery is Brendan Fraser.
03:11 PM October 09, 2008
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joshc
damn wall street, we give you $700B and this is how you treat us?
01:19 PM October 09, 2008
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Moltz
Mine's more like a 301 or 201k now.
01:18 PM October 09, 2008
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whatevernick
Eventually enough ingredients will have fallen into my keyboard to shake out a kasserole.
12:31 PM October 09, 2008
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antichrista
I'm tasked with designing the look of a CG hot dog cart, and NO ONE got my joke when I labeled one of the files, "hotdogslogos."
10:20 AM October 09, 2008
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SeoulBrother
This music is so bad I thought it was live.
08:46 PM October 08, 2008
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antichrista
Nerd romance: I'm home sick and am suddenly serenaded with Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" (@nevenmrgan played it remotely on his iMac).
11:40 AM October 08, 2008
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