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Demiurge
Dude beside me just admitted to a cute girl that he has a small penis. God, I hope he gets laid tonight.
about 4 hours ago
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bustermcleod
@sourjayne awesomeness pls.
10:05 PM July 25, 2008
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dkr
Somehow ended up at a karaoke bar with @sourjayne. Hmm, weird.
10:21 PM July 24, 2008
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danrubin
OH: "Oh shit, I just called YOU!"
01:00 AM July 25, 2008
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SeoulBrother
Is it any coincidence you never see me and 5:30 AM in the same place at the same time?
No. I hate that fucker.
06:04 AM July 24, 2008
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jasonkidd
I guess Janet Reno turned 70 the other day. This could be her last year to compete in the Shotput.
09:53 PM July 23, 2008
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jimray
Crap. This is basically the only way I've managed to score a date in the past 2 years. http://bit.ly/3GSLjB
05:08 PM July 23, 2008
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mezzoblue
to paraphrase the classic Threadless shirt, I'm tired of memes that don't even exist yet.
12:32 PM July 23, 2008
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paige
My doctor has advised me to eat more ice cream in order to put on some weight. Um, best perscription ever!
10:30 AM July 23, 2008
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scottsimpson
The best thing about having body hair is all the great lather. I'll bet Tom Selleck looks like a giant loofah in the shower.
08:15 AM July 23, 2008
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fedge
At last! Now that I have this Wordpress app on my iPod Touch, I can neglect my blog from virtually *anywhere*.
01:21 AM July 23, 2008
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kevinrose
Argg, forgot my iPhone charger. I'm defenseless without my phonesaber app
03:14 PM July 22, 2008
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jcroft
@sourjayne You have waived your right to ever call someone else a geek. Ever.
07:40 PM July 21, 2008
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lotd
Via @supernovacom: "As soon as you're born you start dyin' so you might as well have a good time." - Cake, Sheep Go to Heaven
05:16 PM July 21, 2008
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phillygirl
Holy note to self!: It turns out the word"lightbulb" is still quite crucial even if you're IN the lightbulb section when asking for a 3-way.
12:52 PM July 20, 2008
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stillframe
Back in Beantown, but left my heart in NYC. It seems I may have left my apt keys there too. Shit.
11:55 PM July 19, 2008
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weskimcom
Americone Dream restores my faith in democracy. It's that good.
08:34 PM July 19, 2008
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matto
I think everyone should change their picture to a letter. Then we could all play Avatar Boggle.
07:44 PM July 19, 2008
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